@pachchoy.bsky.social
Oh, you catalogued your entire wardrobe and do weekly data audits on clothing usage by category? Is it because you're a Capricorn rising or is it because you're autistic?
January 27, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Oh, you catalogued your entire wardrobe and do weekly data audits on clothing usage by category? Is it because you're a Capricorn rising or is it because you're autistic?
I like being a teacher to children because I can be the teacher who puts Netflix on when I'm not feeling it that day ✌🏼
January 27, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I like being a teacher to children because I can be the teacher who puts Netflix on when I'm not feeling it that day ✌🏼
You know the luteal phase is hitting hard when you reach for this...
January 23, 2026 at 8:40 PM
You know the luteal phase is hitting hard when you reach for this...
Using a brown blow pen on the inside of my pyjama pants
January 18, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Using a brown blow pen on the inside of my pyjama pants
My 3rd grade students asked to watch a few minutes of stranger things as their reward. Chat is this age appropriate for 3rd graders? They're all saying their parents let them
January 16, 2026 at 7:25 PM
My 3rd grade students asked to watch a few minutes of stranger things as their reward. Chat is this age appropriate for 3rd graders? They're all saying their parents let them
Do Italians have acid reflux like all the time ?
January 13, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Do Italians have acid reflux like all the time ?
Nobody calls coffee "Java" anymore
January 8, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Nobody calls coffee "Java" anymore
You: doing some dumb shit
Me: scrolling through the Vera Bradley pattern archive spreadsheet
We are not the same
Me: scrolling through the Vera Bradley pattern archive spreadsheet
We are not the same
January 8, 2026 at 6:06 AM
You: doing some dumb shit
Me: scrolling through the Vera Bradley pattern archive spreadsheet
We are not the same
Me: scrolling through the Vera Bradley pattern archive spreadsheet
We are not the same
My mom taking back her unappreciative misogynistic boyfriend is a recession indicator
December 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
My mom taking back her unappreciative misogynistic boyfriend is a recession indicator
Grinch sun, Miranda Hobbes moon, Detective Olivia Benson rising
December 25, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Grinch sun, Miranda Hobbes moon, Detective Olivia Benson rising
One of the oddest faucets I've encountered recently
December 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
One of the oddest faucets I've encountered recently
Gonna make a bumper sticker that says "Go ahead and honk at me I'm a fat autistic eldest daughter child of divorce overachieving self sacrificing people pleaser I will not do anything reckless, I'll probably let you merge and smile as you pass by" lmk if you want one
December 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Gonna make a bumper sticker that says "Go ahead and honk at me I'm a fat autistic eldest daughter child of divorce overachieving self sacrificing people pleaser I will not do anything reckless, I'll probably let you merge and smile as you pass by" lmk if you want one
Naming my Caucasian son Trykler
December 17, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Naming my Caucasian son Trykler
Are people actually that happy when they jump and hug each other at shows? I don't think I've ever been so ecstatic that I want to hug and jump at the same time ???
December 12, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Are people actually that happy when they jump and hug each other at shows? I don't think I've ever been so ecstatic that I want to hug and jump at the same time ???
Explaining to my students born in 2018 what an iPod nano is
December 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Explaining to my students born in 2018 what an iPod nano is
I figured out why everyone in Portland has fucked up bangs and haircuts. It's because they all recently-ish moved to town and don't have their normal hairdressers up here (aka my mom)
December 3, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I figured out why everyone in Portland has fucked up bangs and haircuts. It's because they all recently-ish moved to town and don't have their normal hairdressers up here (aka my mom)
Luckily for me I don't have the urge to climb Mt Everest I love that about me
November 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Luckily for me I don't have the urge to climb Mt Everest I love that about me
PISSED OFF that my 2 day dairy hiatus is yielding positive results so far (no blasting ass)
November 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
PISSED OFF that my 2 day dairy hiatus is yielding positive results so far (no blasting ass)
I'm not saying I don't enjoy having my mother visit me in Portland, but when's the last time you spent 4 interrupted days with your mother?
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I'm not saying I don't enjoy having my mother visit me in Portland, but when's the last time you spent 4 interrupted days with your mother?
My drag name would be Chafe Diaz
October 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
My drag name would be Chafe Diaz
Let's just say my checker at Trader Joe's tonight was NOT flirting with me
October 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Let's just say my checker at Trader Joe's tonight was NOT flirting with me
Where can I get one of them buckets of cookie dough that you used to buy for a peewee football fundraiser? Lmk
October 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Where can I get one of them buckets of cookie dough that you used to buy for a peewee football fundraiser? Lmk
Doing my ocd automatic thought response log at the pub. Just because I feel like everyone at this bar and in my life thinks I'm a poser doesn't mean it's true! See mental illness is cool and fun!! Also this wouldn't be so triggering if there were more third spaces. I'm in my luteal phase goodnight!
October 22, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Doing my ocd automatic thought response log at the pub. Just because I feel like everyone at this bar and in my life thinks I'm a poser doesn't mean it's true! See mental illness is cool and fun!! Also this wouldn't be so triggering if there were more third spaces. I'm in my luteal phase goodnight!
The collapse of modern civilization can be traced back to when the community at large started referring to a PowerPoint as a "slide deck"
October 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The collapse of modern civilization can be traced back to when the community at large started referring to a PowerPoint as a "slide deck"