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Falcon
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Listen To Me. I'm A Hag. I Hate God. And I'm Your Next President. (ATX)
No it doesn't. Thanks,
January 7, 2026 at 9:49 PM
maniacal laughter. You Have No Power Here
January 7, 2026 at 6:04 AM
easy mode is probably "go to canada again but dont completely fuck everything up this time"
January 6, 2026 at 4:10 AM
really hard to find a good orange pair, tho. whats up w that?
December 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
this information would not have stopped me, just to be clear
December 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
She has a lot of thoughts in her big fat head.
December 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
theyre all born 17 years old and theyre dumb as a rock but they make up for it by hating everyone in the whole entire world except for the eldest female human in the household
December 28, 2025 at 7:18 AM
it emits a truly angelic glow, very powerful
December 28, 2025 at 4:55 AM
look at her
December 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM