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The Packer Ranter @packerranter.bsky.social · 16h

It’s called fashion, you wouldn’t understand.

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The Packer Ranter @packerranter.bsky.social · 16h

Amazing.

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The Packer Ranter @packerranter.bsky.social · 16h

Interesting design choice on the back, as well.

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The Packer Ranter @packerranter.bsky.social · 17h

I call him Piston Watson because his legs are firing again.

a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie .

ALT: a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie .

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The Packer Ranter @packerranter.bsky.social · 18h

Uh, watch what you’re stiff-arming there, bud.

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The Packer Ranter @packerranter.bsky.social · 20h

me to me this morning:

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The Packer Ranter @packerranter.bsky.social · 1d

No, but they’ll be front row at the next taping of Bill Swerski’s Super Fans.

Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot

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The Packer Ranter @packerranter.bsky.social · 1d

No one actually fears Flacco, they fear the Packers’ penchant for playing down to the level of wildly inferior opponents through their propensity for boneheaded plays, committing large numbers of penalties, and lacking anything resembling a killer instinct.

Greg Meinholz 🧀 @gmeinholz.bsky.social · 1d

People fearing Joe Flacco this week is a prime example of the phantom “QB wins” stat.

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The Packer Ranter @packerranter.bsky.social · 1d

I roundly reject watching Joe Flacco beat the Packers twice in a month for two different teams.

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The Packer Ranter @packerranter.bsky.social · 1d

No. I do not want to talk to your chat bot. Representative.

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The Packer Ranter @packerranter.bsky.social · 1d

Losing to the Browns, tying the Cowboys, and then sitting through a bye week is a really awful stretch of time as a fan.

I would like to speak to a customer service representative.

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The Packer Ranter @packerranter.bsky.social · 1d

I mean he’s four.

I mean it’s also a joke.

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The Packer Ranter @packerranter.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe they don’t since their three best players were not acquired through the draft.

Maybe they need to get rid of MORE draft picks.

The They-Zig-You-Zag roster building model.

Wendell Ferreira @wendellfp.bsky.social · 1d

The Packers invested a lot to acquire Micah Parsons. Eventually, they need to recoup draft capital to sustain their roster-building model. atozsports.com/nfl/green-ba...

atozsports.com

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The Packer Ranter @packerranter.bsky.social · 2d

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The Packer Ranter @packerranter.bsky.social · 2d

I did go pro. Pro-pane.

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The Packer Ranter @packerranter.bsky.social · 2d

He is risen.

Wes Hodkiewicz @weshod.bsky.social · 2d

WR Christian Watson, 274 days after tearing his ACL, returned for Monday’s practice inside the Hutson Center.

Starting OL Zach Tom & Aaron Banks also back at practice.

GB opened return window on OL Jacob Monk (IR/hamstring).

Only DNPs: Devante Wyatt & Anthony Belton