The Guz XCX
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The Guz XCX
@paco-button.bsky.social
· Jun 15
There is no force on earth more evil than guys with white goatees
Im Anfang war die Tat? 😮💨
January 18, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Im Anfang war die Tat? 😮💨
*me, down on one knee*
--Honey, will you divorce me?--
*wife, tears in her eyes*
-Of course I will you knucklehead-
*I slide the rings off her finger and never see or speak to her again*
--Honey, will you divorce me?--
*wife, tears in her eyes*
-Of course I will you knucklehead-
*I slide the rings off her finger and never see or speak to her again*
January 2, 2026 at 2:25 AM
*me, down on one knee*
--Honey, will you divorce me?--
*wife, tears in her eyes*
-Of course I will you knucklehead-
*I slide the rings off her finger and never see or speak to her again*
--Honey, will you divorce me?--
*wife, tears in her eyes*
-Of course I will you knucklehead-
*I slide the rings off her finger and never see or speak to her again*
Gun Fury (Of Riot Forces)
December 30, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Gun Fury (Of Riot Forces)
People who call their sports team "we" should not be allowed to vote or get a driver's license
December 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
People who call their sports team "we" should not be allowed to vote or get a driver's license
"Love Actually" is a Christmas movie
December 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
"Love Actually" is a Christmas movie
It's beggining to look a lot like Christmas (derogatory)
December 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
It's beggining to look a lot like Christmas (derogatory)
Millie Bobby Brown...
Millie Bon Jovi...
What's next?
Millie Huey Lewis and the News?
Millie Bon Jovi...
What's next?
Millie Huey Lewis and the News?
December 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Millie Bobby Brown...
Millie Bon Jovi...
What's next?
Millie Huey Lewis and the News?
Millie Bon Jovi...
What's next?
Millie Huey Lewis and the News?
Billion dollar idea-
All 32 #nfl teams relocate to Los Angeles and every one of the 272 regular season games are played at SoFi Stadium.
All 32 #nfl teams relocate to Los Angeles and every one of the 272 regular season games are played at SoFi Stadium.
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Billion dollar idea-
All 32 #nfl teams relocate to Los Angeles and every one of the 272 regular season games are played at SoFi Stadium.
All 32 #nfl teams relocate to Los Angeles and every one of the 272 regular season games are played at SoFi Stadium.
I called it "my go-go juice" in public 🤦🏻
November 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I called it "my go-go juice" in public 🤦🏻
**Trump voice** (enunciating)
"A licky...boom boom...down..."
"A licky...boom boom...down..."
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
**Trump voice** (enunciating)
"A licky...boom boom...down..."
"A licky...boom boom...down..."
Olivia Nuzzi:
"You are the breeze in desert for me."
"My water."
"And ocean."
"Meant to be only together tiger."
Jeffrey Epstein:
"...madam, are you familiar with Alvin Toffler?"
"You are the breeze in desert for me."
"My water."
"And ocean."
"Meant to be only together tiger."
Jeffrey Epstein:
"...madam, are you familiar with Alvin Toffler?"
November 18, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Olivia Nuzzi:
"You are the breeze in desert for me."
"My water."
"And ocean."
"Meant to be only together tiger."
Jeffrey Epstein:
"...madam, are you familiar with Alvin Toffler?"
"You are the breeze in desert for me."
"My water."
"And ocean."
"Meant to be only together tiger."
Jeffrey Epstein:
"...madam, are you familiar with Alvin Toffler?"
Staten Island (derogatory)
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Staten Island (derogatory)
Whatever happened to Grover Norquist? He's been awful quiet lately...
November 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Whatever happened to Grover Norquist? He's been awful quiet lately...
You can be whatever you want
November 1, 2025 at 5:24 AM
You can be whatever you want
Good news! My coworkers have started using "jew" as a verb 😒
October 31, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Good news! My coworkers have started using "jew" as a verb 😒
It's not even a joke that trump will be the president most closely associated with diapers and diarrhea
October 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
It's not even a joke that trump will be the president most closely associated with diapers and diarrhea
We need an American Paul Kigame
October 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
We need an American Paul Kigame
It's okay to demonize bad people
October 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
It's okay to demonize bad people
Reading about the Rwandan genocide has made me quietly relieved that I live in a gun culture as opposed to a machete culture.
September 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Reading about the Rwandan genocide has made me quietly relieved that I live in a gun culture as opposed to a machete culture.
For He maketh His sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.
September 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
For He maketh His sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.
Hiding baldness by shaving your entire head down to the skin is even more cowardly than getting a toupee
September 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Hiding baldness by shaving your entire head down to the skin is even more cowardly than getting a toupee
MC Serch walked so El-P could run
August 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
MC Serch walked so El-P could run
It should be legal to throw batteries at doge employees
August 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
It should be legal to throw batteries at doge employees