Bedtime? But it’s not even dark yet! 😨

Don’t let him get too cocky, turn your boyfriend into a jelly-bellied todbod baby boy, right in time for Christmas.

Me: Ok, monkey time is over.
*Eats one banana*
Me:

Have you ever wondered what thoughts are bouncing around inside your little man’s head? Join us as we peel back the layers and listen in on this tiny mind.

Asked daddy if I could play Pokémon this weekend and he said “Sure!”

He *knows* this isn’t what I meant, right?

Wow 1000 followers 😮🤩🥺

As a celebratory treat please enjoy this clip from my latest totally real Playpen Livestream.

Is your little man starting to act a bit too big for his breeches? Here’s how to fix that.

Getting ready for another day of monkeying around until I get my game by eating my favourite monkey mascot cereal!