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Paddy Gallagher
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🎶 I love, I love, I love my colander girl
Yeah, sweet colander girl
I love, I love, I love my colander girl
Each and every day of the year 🎶
December 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Tonight is the night!
Many thanks to Mr Takagi for the invitation;
I’m sure we will have a blast!
Super excited!
Joseph Takagi of the Nakatomi Corporation has invited me to a Christmas Eve party at Nakatomi Plaza…only 4 more sleeps…
December 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Super excited!
Joseph Takagi of the Nakatomi Corporation has invited me to a Christmas Eve party at Nakatomi Plaza…only 4 more sleeps…
December 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
December 16, 2025 at 12:14 PM
December 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
December 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
9 out of 10 people cannot spot the lioness hidden somewhere in the photo…🤔
December 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The World can be dark and scary these days so it’s nice to see some good news for a change; I for one am wishing these two years of happiness…
December 9, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Most people don’t realise that this is the optimal toilet posture…
December 9, 2025 at 10:37 AM
🎶I’ve been to the desert on a bear with no face🎶
December 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Worst superhero ever…
December 8, 2025 at 1:01 PM
December 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
These North Pole based people eat only refined sugar based foods yet live for hundreds of years;
Click here to find out their secrets….
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
This is Arthur Fischer; who despite being only a few inches tall invented over 1000 gadgets including the Fischer Wall Plug…(in the picture he is seen holding the 1 inch variant)…
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM
AI is amazing;
I asked what Marilyn Monroe would look like if she was still alive in 2025 and it came up with what I can only say is an eerily accurate picture!
Wow!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 PM
A horse drawn carriage…
November 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
There has to be a more cost effective and less time consuming way to store my biscuits but until I can come up with an alternative - the Antarctic Desert is coolest and darkest place I can think of!
November 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I see the London Metropolitan Police have hired The Kaiser Chiefs due to their ability to preempt civil unrest…🤔
September 23, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I’m afraid this is going to be a sad post…
September 7, 2025 at 9:25 AM
The Large Hadron Collider is awesome (read a great particle about it in the newspaper) but the size is of conCERN so I think I’ll wait till they bring out The Compact Hadron Collider before getting one…🤔
March 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My parents recently made a living Will;
I was as surprised as anyone that they could still have children at their age but it’s nice to have a new baby brother…🤔
February 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Wow looks like Seal and The Police are collaborating; I’m excited to hear the album…
February 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I’m never sure which one is right;
Werewolf - used to be a wolf?
Wherewolf - a wolf who doesn’t know it’s location?
Warewolf - a wolf based in an industrial building?
We’rewolf - self describing wolf?
Wearwolf - a fashion conscious wolf?
February 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I was going to bake some sweet potatoes but then they started saying things like “what is life, why are we here and where do I fit in?”…
I was taken aback until I realised they are complex carbohydrates….
February 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I think one of the more surprising things about ‘Puss In Boots’ is how readily the millers son accepts that suddenly a cat is talking to him and is requesting footwear and a bag;
perhaps these auditory hallucinations were brought on by grief;
but I fear it may be more serious🤔
February 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM