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padresalsa.bsky.social @padresalsa.bsky.social · 4h

😂🤣😂🤣😂
Comey’s Charges Dismissed After Trump’s Handpicked Prosecutor Misspells his Name as “Homey” www.borowitzreport.com/p/comeys-cha...

Comey’s Charges Dismissed After Trump’s Handpicked Prosecutor Misspells his Name as “Homey”

“Indictmenting is hard," Lindsey Halligan said.

www.borowitzreport.com

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padresalsa.bsky.social @padresalsa.bsky.social · 4h

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padresalsa.bsky.social @padresalsa.bsky.social · 9h

That's not all they've done!
democracynh.com/2025/more_ba...

More nonsensical proposed legislation on the horizon | DemocracyNH

Here’s more doozies about what is headed for the upcoming 2026 New Hampshire Legislative Session:The Republican majority sure do love themselves some “Off with their heads” capital punishment laws. Th...

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padresalsa.bsky.social @padresalsa.bsky.social · 9h

democracynh.com/2025/more_ba...

More nonsensical proposed legislation on the horizon | DemocracyNH

Here’s more doozies about what is headed for the upcoming 2026 New Hampshire Legislative Session:The Republican majority sure do love themselves some “Off with their heads” capital punishment laws. Th...

democracynh.com

padresalsa.bsky.social @padresalsa.bsky.social · 9h

democracynh.com/2025/more_ba...

More nonsensical proposed legislation on the horizon | DemocracyNH

Here’s more doozies about what is headed for the upcoming 2026 New Hampshire Legislative Session:The Republican majority sure do love themselves some “Off with their heads” capital punishment laws. Th...

democracynh.com

padresalsa.bsky.social @padresalsa.bsky.social · 9h

Fixed it!!!

padresalsa.bsky.social @padresalsa.bsky.social · 9h

democracynh.com/2025/more_ba...

More nonsensical proposed legislation on the horizon | DemocracyNH

Here’s more doozies about what is headed for the upcoming 2026 New Hampshire Legislative Session:The Republican majority sure do love themselves some “Off with their heads” capital punishment laws. Th...

democracynh.com

padresalsa.bsky.social @padresalsa.bsky.social · 10h

They're just as nuts here in NH!
democracynh.com/2025/more_ba...

More nonsensical proposed legislation on the horizon | DemocracyNH

Here’s more doozies about what is headed for the upcoming 2026 New Hampshire Legislative Session:The Republican majority sure do love themselves some “Off with their heads” capital punishment laws. Th...

democracynh.com

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padresalsa.bsky.social @padresalsa.bsky.social · 10h

I have faith in my fellow American! 💙

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padresalsa.bsky.social @padresalsa.bsky.social · 10h

No, keep blabbing you dead-eyed little Nazi!!

padresalsa.bsky.social @padresalsa.bsky.social · 10h

democracynh.com/2025/more_ba...

More nonsensical proposed legislation on the horizon | DemocracyNH

Here’s more doozies about what is headed for the upcoming 2026 New Hampshire Legislative Session:The Republican majority sure do love themselves some “Off with their heads” capital punishment laws. Th...

democracynh.com

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padresalsa.bsky.social @padresalsa.bsky.social · 12h

What is wrong with Texans?

padresalsa.bsky.social @padresalsa.bsky.social · 15h

BOOM!! Here's Jeff! 😂
Pamnesia Pam can’t remember shit about Dear Leader’s dead pedo bestie www.jefftiedrich.com/p/pamnesia-p...

Pamnesia Pam can’t remember shit about Dear Leader’s dead pedo bestie

won’t you please help find a cure?

www.jefftiedrich.com

padresalsa.bsky.social @padresalsa.bsky.social · 15h

Too funny! "Welcome laughter" indeed!
www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-expl...

Trump Explodes with Rage after Gavin Newsom Wins Nobel Peace Prize

The committee recognized Trump with a "certificate of participation."

www.borowitzreport.com

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padresalsa.bsky.social @padresalsa.bsky.social · 1d

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padresalsa.bsky.social @padresalsa.bsky.social · 1d

OMG!!

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padresalsa.bsky.social @padresalsa.bsky.social · 1d

I see facial hair. Hogsbreath isn’t gonna like that. . . 😂

padresalsa.bsky.social @padresalsa.bsky.social · 1d

Resist! And oh yeah, Epstein!

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padresalsa.bsky.social @padresalsa.bsky.social · 1d

I'll never understand it either.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

RAJU: You swore in 2 GOP members during pro forma session. Why not swear in Grijalva? Does it have to do w/her signature on Epstein petition?

JOHNSON: It has nothing to do with that. We'll swear her in when everybody is back

R: Why not now?

J: Uh - we'll schedule it, I guess, as soon as she wants