Padres Haiku
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Joke’s on you. HJ LOVES the shaft.
December 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Joke’s on you. HJ LOVES the shaft.
Where can I stream it?
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Where can I stream it?
Clearly a man of culture and intellect.
November 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Clearly a man of culture and intellect.
John ran out of bullets and threw the gun and damned if he didn’t hit mensie in the face!!
November 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
John ran out of bullets and threw the gun and damned if he didn’t hit mensie in the face!!
“Losing it” infers that he ever had “it” in the first place.
November 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
“Losing it” infers that he ever had “it” in the first place.
Matt Kemp gets a mural before those dudes.
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Matt Kemp gets a mural before those dudes.
The hell is this guy doing in a fucking vest? What is he, a riverboat gambler?
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
The hell is this guy doing in a fucking vest? What is he, a riverboat gambler?
Hello, daddy, hello, mom
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Hello, daddy, hello, mom
🎶Eyes and ears and mouth and nose🎶
October 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
🎶Eyes and ears and mouth and nose🎶