Was just informed I in fact have no rizz?? And have been “surviving off pretty privilege”?? please advise.

Chat, wish I could say this pic is with a purpose but I just look good 🤷🏾‍♂️

Fun medical fact of the day! Caramelizing an onion is the same process that makes sugars bind to cell proteins in our blood vessels. Pretty neat huh? 😁

One day you think you’re still young and the next day you’re watching TV and see someone use a metal spatula to make scrambled eggs and you wince…your pan, man…your pan.

I’m hoping the balm of the thirst trap soothes the grief of the haircut

@emerysmith.bsky.social told me to tell you guys to imagine the song “I Will Remember You” being overlaid these photos 😪😂

Thinking about cutting my hair and going short. It’s been a while!

Took a date to omakase yesterday and it was delicious but please look at what course # 11 was brought out in. Did it really need all that?

Put as much sodium and caffeine into your body as you want as long as your kidneys and heart are working, I really don't care, go nuts. But for the love of god(s), step AWAY from the Tylenol if you've been drinking. I beg you.

Sincerely, your ER doctor

And if I said this was a candid would you believe me?

And now the doctor becomes the patient.

Whoever made sure I got home last night, thank you and also I think I have your sunglasses 😅