Pennington P. Ahlstrand (she/xe)
@pahlstrand.bsky.social
250 followers 500 following 240 posts
Archivist, salt witch, and also mom of They and He. Taller than a standard poodle. Heart in Denver, the rest of me farther west. Mindful of this traditional Muwekma-Ohlone land. smol pic from @ArchivioGrafton
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
pahlstrand.bsky.social
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

(table flip emoticon)
*repeat ad nauseum*
pahlstrand.bsky.social
Very much enjoyed John Oliver talking about archives/presidential libraries, even though he did make a tired joke about what an archivist "vibe" is. I think he could have made a better joke about how badass we are, and still have made the LBJ's nuts joke.
pahlstrand.bsky.social
Collective efficacy
It doesn't matter if we believe this can make a difference... if we've lost hope for our future, I still want to spend time with people who care about the same stuff I care about, whether human rights or Our Flag Means Death or perfect kettle corn
pahlstrand.bsky.social
"Please note that these instructions may change at any time without warning. Your machine will not let you know, but if you screw up, it will turn off and never work again." -McSweeney's today, about your high-end Italian espresso machine
pahlstrand.bsky.social
I know I'm...late to the party and déclassé at best, but I'm considering making my *instant* high-protein oatmeal with espresso fresh from the machine at work, thereby killing all the birds in 5 mins
pahlstrand.bsky.social
I think it looks lovely, and I imagine happy times and good memories there. What I didn't see is a plaque commemorating your time there!
pahlstrand.bsky.social
Went to Marin today for coffee with an old friend. She was fantastic, just made me smile non-stop for 3 hrs, even though I was worried about the elderly lady in the floor length mink coat at the bakery.
pahlstrand.bsky.social
uh, OBVIOUSLY their customer service is stellar and their products are *chef's kiss*
pahlstrand.bsky.social
realized that Ul!ne doesn't align with your politics and/or you don't want to support them since they'll take your money and give it to a PAC? try newpig.com -- they have tons of good stuff, great marketing, and a "we don't lobby, etc" philosophy
newpig.com
pahlstrand.bsky.social
My co-worker, in all her glory, encouraging me to finish those emails so we can have a snack or a nap. Or both!!
A "moyenne" black poodle lounges on a blue couch with yellow stars, facing the viewer. She has light blue/blind eyes.
pahlstrand.bsky.social
Sometimes you take a deep breath and ask for help... This morning we got it! They agreed to help us! 🤞
pahlstrand.bsky.social
"...it mattered to understand the world in all its weirdness"
--Zach Helfand (about the New Yorker, but also a good way to move through life)
pahlstrand.bsky.social
Yesterday was my 1st day back at work after that great little vacation/ trip home. I thought it'd be fine but it absolutely wasn't. After being asked to rescue a perfect dog for FOAF (& knowing I should not), then spouse asking if I need to quit, the end of the day was not enough. I took to my bed.
a cartoon of a person sleeping in a bed with the words `` back to bed '' written on the bottom .
Alt: animated Cinderella rolling over in bed with pillow over her head with the words "back to bed" written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
pahlstrand.bsky.social
Day 6 of my vacation at home (CO). I am 6 for 6 for days with ice cream, laughing with friends, singing loud in the car with the windows down, talking story with ex step dad, napping, chatting with Dad and then being his IT support, and just feeling GOOD for a while!
pahlstrand.bsky.social
Ace of Base in the airport at 5:30 am. Not helping any of these poopy-heads enjoy their morning flights.
pahlstrand.bsky.social
Don't forget the space dinosaur contingent, for they are strong!!
pahlstrand.bsky.social
My mom was an RN in oncology and she was a hippie too. I read Lois Lowry's *A Summer to Die* when it came out and maudlin or not, it had a profound effect on me. I still think about it a lot. Unfortunately, I'm doom-thinking, because of nosebleeds. Guess I'll call my doc now.
pahlstrand.bsky.social
Oh yes yes yes, of course. Apologies. Track use only--no demographic or identifying info!
pahlstrand.bsky.social
I would see your glow as growing power. I've never felt so strong as now, a decade after menopause!
pahlstrand.bsky.social
Is that not how they track usage for future weeding of collection?
pahlstrand.bsky.social
She was also wrong about some parts of Samoan culture.
pahlstrand.bsky.social
I'm SO sad that I don't have this in our collections!!