United Healthcare story getting far more coverage than one could ever hope to get from United Healthcare. Weird.

I think I did okay on my turkey this year!

I watched every season of Law & Order SVU and I took the LSAT.

I am prepared to lead the Department of Justice 🫡

I decided I want to be the first female president. I want mandatory vasectomies for men. But don’t worry boys. I’ll leave your castration up for the states to decide 🥰

Is this where the cool kids hangout? 😇💙 #voteblue #kamala