Paige Elson
@paigeelson.bsky.social
I can’t even know what to say. Actor, writer, comedian, whateva!
I found this in my notes. Is this anything?
September 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I found this in my notes. Is this anything?
There are no Black women on SNL and I hate that for us 🥲 open.substack.com/pub/paigeels...
There Are No Black Women on SNL
And I hate that for us
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September 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
There are no Black women on SNL and I hate that for us 🥲 open.substack.com/pub/paigeels...
“I heard it through the grapevine” he said as he drove from LA to NorCal, gossiping in the car ✨✨✨
September 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
“I heard it through the grapevine” he said as he drove from LA to NorCal, gossiping in the car ✨✨✨
Anointed Greens and The Culture is TONIGHT at 7:30pm at The Elysian Theater! July’s theme is Summer Hits with improv from Homegirls in Outerspace, stand up by Rochée Jeffrey, music by Shah Infinite, sketch from us, and an interview from Yazmin Monet Watkins 🥬🥬🥬 www.elysiantheater.com/shows/anoint...
July 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Anointed Greens and The Culture is TONIGHT at 7:30pm at The Elysian Theater! July’s theme is Summer Hits with improv from Homegirls in Outerspace, stand up by Rochée Jeffrey, music by Shah Infinite, sketch from us, and an interview from Yazmin Monet Watkins 🥬🥬🥬 www.elysiantheater.com/shows/anoint...
I am ending my Duolingo streak. I will no longer be held by the shackles of that owl. I am freeing myself! I am not my Duolingo grade!! Rest is resistance!!!
June 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I am ending my Duolingo streak. I will no longer be held by the shackles of that owl. I am freeing myself! I am not my Duolingo grade!! Rest is resistance!!!
That ozempic commercial used This is America. Now I’m seeing an eczema medicine commercial use Real Love. Whats going on? Leave hip hop and R&B alone 😭
June 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
That ozempic commercial used This is America. Now I’m seeing an eczema medicine commercial use Real Love. Whats going on? Leave hip hop and R&B alone 😭
Today’s substack—reflecting on the humor in the Cowboy Carter concert visuals 😍 and the idea that Beyoncé is “unrelatable” open.substack.com/pub/paigeels...
Beyoncé Actually is Relatable and Her Sense of Humor in Cowboy Carter is Giving Me Life
Calling Beyoncé "unrelatable" is really not the take you think it is
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May 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Today’s substack—reflecting on the humor in the Cowboy Carter concert visuals 😍 and the idea that Beyoncé is “unrelatable” open.substack.com/pub/paigeels...
I like to subtly tell my boyfriend what I want by sending him a direct link to exactly what I want. I don’t say anything tho, just drop a link, and that’s why it’s subtle 😊
May 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I like to subtly tell my boyfriend what I want by sending him a direct link to exactly what I want. I don’t say anything tho, just drop a link, and that’s why it’s subtle 😊
Anytime I’m trying to meditate and focus on my breathing and “empty my mind” I can’t help but think of SpongeBob clearing his mind of everything except fine dining and breathing 😭
May 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Anytime I’m trying to meditate and focus on my breathing and “empty my mind” I can’t help but think of SpongeBob clearing his mind of everything except fine dining and breathing 😭
I’m like a new woman when I wake up early. She’s productive, she’s positive, she’s less stressed, she’s healthy, she’s pampered. Who is she? A bitch that woke up at 6am 😎
May 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I’m like a new woman when I wake up early. She’s productive, she’s positive, she’s less stressed, she’s healthy, she’s pampered. Who is she? A bitch that woke up at 6am 😎
Showtime in just two days 😍. So excited for our Mother themed variety show combining sketch, stand up, and vogue💃🏽. Come party with us Wednesday 5/14 at 7:30pm and enjoy a burger pop up afterwards with Hap’s Burgers 🥳 www.elysiantheater.com/shows/anoint...
Anointed Greens and The Culture — The Elysian
This is a variety show about pop culture and the sketches it inspires! We combine culture, music, and comedy with a monthly theme and our special guests. A guest will be interviewed about a moment in ...
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May 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Showtime in just two days 😍. So excited for our Mother themed variety show combining sketch, stand up, and vogue💃🏽. Come party with us Wednesday 5/14 at 7:30pm and enjoy a burger pop up afterwards with Hap’s Burgers 🥳 www.elysiantheater.com/shows/anoint...
Talking all about my love for Ballroom and how it served as a source of inspiration for my sketch team’s show this Wednesday! Category is: Mother 😉 open.substack.com/pub/paigeels...
Mother's Day and My Love For Ballroom In My New Comedy Show
A journey in loving mothers. Plus, come for the laughs, stay for a kiki this Wednesday
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May 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Talking all about my love for Ballroom and how it served as a source of inspiration for my sketch team’s show this Wednesday! Category is: Mother 😉 open.substack.com/pub/paigeels...
I hate that I used to give tours at Paramount cuz now anytime I see a movie that was filmed on the lot, I reactively shout “that’s Paramount!” I’m annoyed with myself.
May 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I hate that I used to give tours at Paramount cuz now anytime I see a movie that was filmed on the lot, I reactively shout “that’s Paramount!” I’m annoyed with myself.
Next Wednesday my sketch team Anointed Greens is putting on a variety show featuring stand up from Dylan Adler and Bri Giger, and a special Vogue performance from Thee Kiki House of FUBU! I can’t waaaiit 😍. Get ur tickets bebe 5/14 at 7:30pm at The Elysian www.elysiantheater.com/shows/anoint...
Anointed Greens and The Culture — The Elysian
This is a variety show about pop culture and the sketches it inspires! We combine culture, music, and comedy with a monthly theme and our special guests. A guest will be interviewed about a moment in ...
www.elysiantheater.com
May 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Next Wednesday my sketch team Anointed Greens is putting on a variety show featuring stand up from Dylan Adler and Bri Giger, and a special Vogue performance from Thee Kiki House of FUBU! I can’t waaaiit 😍. Get ur tickets bebe 5/14 at 7:30pm at The Elysian www.elysiantheater.com/shows/anoint...
Heard someone say The Studio is like The Bear but for the film industry. I’m so sorry, is this how restaurant workers and chefs felt watching The Bear? I have new perspective now lol. Sooo good and soooo triggering 😭😂. The way I yell at my TV.
May 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Heard someone say The Studio is like The Bear but for the film industry. I’m so sorry, is this how restaurant workers and chefs felt watching The Bear? I have new perspective now lol. Sooo good and soooo triggering 😭😂. The way I yell at my TV.
There’s too many ppl on tv who wear their shoes on the bed
April 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
There’s too many ppl on tv who wear their shoes on the bed
I, of course, had to post about the 20th anniversary of one of my favorite albums 😍. Taking a little walk down memory lane, my lamb journey, and how it’s been cathartic as an adult to hear these songs in the club and to see her Celebration of Mimi concert ✨❤️🥳 open.substack.com/pub/paigeels...
Happy 20th Anniversary to The Emancipation of Mimi
A Walk Down Memory Lane With One Of My Favorite Albums
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April 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I, of course, had to post about the 20th anniversary of one of my favorite albums 😍. Taking a little walk down memory lane, my lamb journey, and how it’s been cathartic as an adult to hear these songs in the club and to see her Celebration of Mimi concert ✨❤️🥳 open.substack.com/pub/paigeels...
I’m somehow always scrambling to do my Duolingo right before a concert. They got me bad.
April 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I’m somehow always scrambling to do my Duolingo right before a concert. They got me bad.
Every week is a great time to celebrate Diva Week 😉. Discussing my favorite moments in honor of Aretha Franklin, Diana Ross, and Mariah Carey’s anniversaries/birthdays ✨❤️✨ open.substack.com/pub/paigeels...
Did You Celebrate Diva Week?
Celebrating Aretha Franklin, Diana Ross, and Mariah Carey
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April 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Every week is a great time to celebrate Diva Week 😉. Discussing my favorite moments in honor of Aretha Franklin, Diana Ross, and Mariah Carey’s anniversaries/birthdays ✨❤️✨ open.substack.com/pub/paigeels...
Y’all get dopamine from social media, I get dopamine from zero unread emails in my inbox. We are not the same 🙂↔️
March 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Y’all get dopamine from social media, I get dopamine from zero unread emails in my inbox. We are not the same 🙂↔️
Still thinking about Sam Rockwell’s monologue from The White Lotus
March 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Still thinking about Sam Rockwell’s monologue from The White Lotus
Watching Dandadan and feeling thankful I can’t see ghosts. I would not be able to handle that shit.
March 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Watching Dandadan and feeling thankful I can’t see ghosts. I would not be able to handle that shit.
Been loving watching shows with a weekly release again. Took some getting used to again cuz I wanted more immediately, but it’s really been giving me something to look forward to every week. A midweek dopamine boost. Abbott, Invincible, Severance, and White Lotus are my current weekly buddies ✨❤️
March 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Been loving watching shows with a weekly release again. Took some getting used to again cuz I wanted more immediately, but it’s really been giving me something to look forward to every week. A midweek dopamine boost. Abbott, Invincible, Severance, and White Lotus are my current weekly buddies ✨❤️
Super excited for our new variety show and this lineup 😍 this month’s theme is Spring Break and you won’t wanna miss it! 🏖️ www.elysiantheater.com/shows/anoint...
March 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Super excited for our new variety show and this lineup 😍 this month’s theme is Spring Break and you won’t wanna miss it! 🏖️ www.elysiantheater.com/shows/anoint...
Today’s substack inspired by a Diahann Carroll interview I recently watched where she was essentially told she couldn’t be as big of a star she was meant to be because she’s Black. A sentiment that I think still rings true for many. open.substack.com/pub/paigeels...
"Do you realize what it would take to make you the kind of star you should be?"
Reflecting on Diahann Carroll and Black Actors
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March 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Today’s substack inspired by a Diahann Carroll interview I recently watched where she was essentially told she couldn’t be as big of a star she was meant to be because she’s Black. A sentiment that I think still rings true for many. open.substack.com/pub/paigeels...