Emperor Bi Mom 🩷💜💙
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Hey everyone, emperor bi mom here, clocking in with a special report: the Canadian government-funded hockey yaoi is Good, it's really good, Bi Mom Seal of Approval. I literally screamed at the top of my lungs when Feist dropped on the soundtrack, 1000/10 good show
December 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Hey everyone, emperor bi mom here, clocking in with a special report: the Canadian government-funded hockey yaoi is Good, it's really good, Bi Mom Seal of Approval. I literally screamed at the top of my lungs when Feist dropped on the soundtrack, 1000/10 good show
New most prized possession ACQUIRED merry Christmas to ME!!!!
December 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
New most prized possession ACQUIRED merry Christmas to ME!!!!
Every time I go in the bathroom at work someone is in there having an entire conversation on their phone, usually on speakerphone. I don't understand it. I don't want anyone on the other end of the line to hear me blast piss, let alone hear that of strangers, so why...?
December 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Every time I go in the bathroom at work someone is in there having an entire conversation on their phone, usually on speakerphone. I don't understand it. I don't want anyone on the other end of the line to hear me blast piss, let alone hear that of strangers, so why...?
So the other day, I'm driving home from work. I see a billboard, it's for dunky donuts, for the Wicked collab they're doing. I see the matcha drink and am immediately consumed with the All-Consuming Knowledge that I Must Have This Drink. I spend the rest of the drive trying to talk myself out of it-
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
So the other day, I'm driving home from work. I see a billboard, it's for dunky donuts, for the Wicked collab they're doing. I see the matcha drink and am immediately consumed with the All-Consuming Knowledge that I Must Have This Drink. I spend the rest of the drive trying to talk myself out of it-
The Catholic labubu cafe served me a non-Euclidean matcha today, I dunno if this is, good? Am I enjoying this? Do I like this?
November 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The Catholic labubu cafe served me a non-Euclidean matcha today, I dunno if this is, good? Am I enjoying this? Do I like this?
Pat Metheny Group got me FUCKED up at work
October 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Pat Metheny Group got me FUCKED up at work
I don't care what's going on in the new fire emlem game I just need that Seiyuu cast to slap
September 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I don't care what's going on in the new fire emlem game I just need that Seiyuu cast to slap
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Show him the same dignity and respect he showed others in the position he thought he'd never be in.
September 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Show him the same dignity and respect he showed others in the position he thought he'd never be in.
So last weekend I both started a new antidepressant that I did NOT react well to and also went to see Astarion's voice/mocap actor at a con which resulted in me having an instant panic attack and the highest blood pressure I've ever had in my life upon meeting this man (who was very nice)
August 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
So last weekend I both started a new antidepressant that I did NOT react well to and also went to see Astarion's voice/mocap actor at a con which resulted in me having an instant panic attack and the highest blood pressure I've ever had in my life upon meeting this man (who was very nice)
The witchy older lady who runs the used bookstore in town said "look at you!! Love the eco-friendliness, you are my GIRL!" when I pulled my reusable bag out of my purse instead of asking for a bag from the shop and when I tell you just how much I'm gonna be COASTING on that interaction
July 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The witchy older lady who runs the used bookstore in town said "look at you!! Love the eco-friendliness, you are my GIRL!" when I pulled my reusable bag out of my purse instead of asking for a bag from the shop and when I tell you just how much I'm gonna be COASTING on that interaction
In a move no one, certainly not I, could have seen coming, this big iced coffee from Wawa has not nourished me body and soul to give me the strength to get through the day but has instead made me, direly ill. Just a stunning turn of events that definitely, does not happen, to me on a regular basis
June 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
In a move no one, certainly not I, could have seen coming, this big iced coffee from Wawa has not nourished me body and soul to give me the strength to get through the day but has instead made me, direly ill. Just a stunning turn of events that definitely, does not happen, to me on a regular basis
Found a Nora Roberts novel sitting on a bench at the train station, ultimate white woman get
June 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Found a Nora Roberts novel sitting on a bench at the train station, ultimate white woman get
Hockey is bad actually
June 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Hockey is bad actually
Oh I forgot that, bucc-ee's is the worst place on earth actually
June 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Oh I forgot that, bucc-ee's is the worst place on earth actually
The sole thing getting me through these playoffs is listening to the commentators fujo out about McDavid/Dreiseitl during Edmonton games
May 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The sole thing getting me through these playoffs is listening to the commentators fujo out about McDavid/Dreiseitl during Edmonton games
I was in elementary school during the 2000 election and wasn't exactly plugged in to the hard hitting issues of the day but I remember on Election Day a girl showed up with a big sticker she'd made herself that said "the W is for Women" and I remember even then being like. You fuckin serious rn
May 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I was in elementary school during the 2000 election and wasn't exactly plugged in to the hard hitting issues of the day but I remember on Election Day a girl showed up with a big sticker she'd made herself that said "the W is for Women" and I remember even then being like. You fuckin serious rn
Clair Obscur Expedition 33 will be game of the year IF and only IF I am able to put the whole squad in the stereotypical French striped shirt/beret outfits, right now I've just got Gustave and Maelle and I'm startin to sweat that maybe the rest don't get one. Mon dieu and sacre bleu
May 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Clair Obscur Expedition 33 will be game of the year IF and only IF I am able to put the whole squad in the stereotypical French striped shirt/beret outfits, right now I've just got Gustave and Maelle and I'm startin to sweat that maybe the rest don't get one. Mon dieu and sacre bleu
Had a vivid dream last night about holding my cat who passed three years ago in my arms again and woke up crying, and while it's cool that my subconscious could summon that exact feeling up so I could experience it just one more time, also. What the fuck
May 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Had a vivid dream last night about holding my cat who passed three years ago in my arms again and woke up crying, and while it's cool that my subconscious could summon that exact feeling up so I could experience it just one more time, also. What the fuck
There's a house with a real shitty crusty-eye ragamuffin dog that always barks its head off at my dog whenever we walk by, I've always had a measure of disdain for this dog until I heard the owners call her "Pandora" the other day and I kind of hate that that's turned me around on her
May 5, 2025 at 2:47 PM
There's a house with a real shitty crusty-eye ragamuffin dog that always barks its head off at my dog whenever we walk by, I've always had a measure of disdain for this dog until I heard the owners call her "Pandora" the other day and I kind of hate that that's turned me around on her
Every now and again I will pick out raspberries at the grocery store that are so perfect, so beautiful, that it makes me feel like a king admiring a chest of jewels
April 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Every now and again I will pick out raspberries at the grocery store that are so perfect, so beautiful, that it makes me feel like a king admiring a chest of jewels
Why is it that just about everywhere I go, there's someone in the store with either a petition or a sales pitch or a survey?? I don't know if this is just yet another abysmal Florida Thing to contend with or what but I hate it!! Leave me the fuck alone while I'm shopping!!!
April 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Why is it that just about everywhere I go, there's someone in the store with either a petition or a sales pitch or a survey?? I don't know if this is just yet another abysmal Florida Thing to contend with or what but I hate it!! Leave me the fuck alone while I'm shopping!!!
Had an absolutely brutal dentist appointment this morning, way worse than the root canal, and they had Golden Girls blasting on the TV, the entire time??
April 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Had an absolutely brutal dentist appointment this morning, way worse than the root canal, and they had Golden Girls blasting on the TV, the entire time??
Say what you will but tapioca pudding fuckin goes
March 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Say what you will but tapioca pudding fuckin goes
Had a root canal today and as soon as I can eat solid food again it's over for these hoes
March 18, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Had a root canal today and as soon as I can eat solid food again it's over for these hoes
Well y'all some life advice here, if you've got a weird vibe about your dentist, hit the bricks!! Find a new one!! No amount of suspicion is too much!! If you don't like the cut of their jib then that's your sign to dip and never look back
March 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Well y'all some life advice here, if you've got a weird vibe about your dentist, hit the bricks!! Find a new one!! No amount of suspicion is too much!! If you don't like the cut of their jib then that's your sign to dip and never look back