Folks, #Trump is lying. He just said his plan calls for “no tax on tips, OT, or Social Security.” But the Tax Bill the House GOP just passed has absolutely none of this. Zero. Nada. Nothing.

But it does have trillions in new tax cuts for billionaires.

#TrumpSpeech #SOTU

Trump claims he “brought free speech back” after removing a man from exercising his free speech.

#StateOfTheUnion

Just realized that as a vegan, every time I decide to cheat by eating the little milk chocolates my coworkers leave out for everyone, I’m micro-dosing on dairy.

My wife is so lucky she married her own personal chef I’m jealous

The older I get, the more I feel like a fussy houseplant that needs sunlight, food, and water in exactly the right amounts at exactly the right times or else I will die.