Tuck Everlasting
@paisagrrl.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️🇲🇽🇺🇸 Sharlot (she/her) | 4th gen Tejana | Daughter of Tizatlan | Mom | Aging Punk/Hardcore kid | Goth | A lapsed catholic disaster transexual
Last Christmas Eve I spent with two cis gfs and then went to Boobie Trap and hooked up with a girl. Xmas did dim sum and ended with drunk karaoke. This year I’m getting a boozy hot chocolate, hot dog and watching the hunger. Xmas getting dim sum with my kid and ex then watching the SpongeBob movie
December 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Last Christmas Eve I spent with two cis gfs and then went to Boobie Trap and hooked up with a girl. Xmas did dim sum and ended with drunk karaoke. This year I’m getting a boozy hot chocolate, hot dog and watching the hunger. Xmas getting dim sum with my kid and ex then watching the SpongeBob movie
When you cough and queef at the same time
December 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
When you cough and queef at the same time
Just witnessed a car crash of a first date. The girl told him I don’t want to be dragged around town to him.
December 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Just witnessed a car crash of a first date. The girl told him I don’t want to be dragged around town to him.
White British men are so insufferable.
December 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
White British men are so insufferable.
Fighting off the brain worms with a estrogen shot
December 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Fighting off the brain worms with a estrogen shot
I love it when you order something the is mailed from Northern Queens and it has to go to Central NJ before going back to Queens to get delivered to Bushwick
December 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I love it when you order something the is mailed from Northern Queens and it has to go to Central NJ before going back to Queens to get delivered to Bushwick
I saw a play bill for the new Richard II and thought it said Randal II
December 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I saw a play bill for the new Richard II and thought it said Randal II
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if you wanna be chris gaines you can just be chris gaines
December 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
if you wanna be chris gaines you can just be chris gaines
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You *can* change your sex.
I *did* change mine.
If this makes you uncomfortable, stop being part of the problem.
I *did* change mine.
If this makes you uncomfortable, stop being part of the problem.
December 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
You *can* change your sex.
I *did* change mine.
If this makes you uncomfortable, stop being part of the problem.
I *did* change mine.
If this makes you uncomfortable, stop being part of the problem.
The god of lapsed catholic disaster transexuals 🤌🏽 @badambulist.bsky.social
December 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The god of lapsed catholic disaster transexuals 🤌🏽 @badambulist.bsky.social
Thought I saw a rat but it was just a crumpled black plastic bag rolling in the wind like a Bushwick tumbleweed
December 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Thought I saw a rat but it was just a crumpled black plastic bag rolling in the wind like a Bushwick tumbleweed
I had this frenemy in college and she stole my ticket to see Depeche Mode. I remember telling my friend Amy that if I were a girl I would punch Sabra. I don’t know if my promise still stands now
December 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I had this frenemy in college and she stole my ticket to see Depeche Mode. I remember telling my friend Amy that if I were a girl I would punch Sabra. I don’t know if my promise still stands now
I think my cis dude friend has a thing for me and it’s getting more obvious
December 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I think my cis dude friend has a thing for me and it’s getting more obvious
What would happen if I walked into the Texas Capital men’s room, go to a urinal and turn around and spray piss from my vulva into the urinal. I mean it’s cool to whip out a dick at a urinal
December 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
What would happen if I walked into the Texas Capital men’s room, go to a urinal and turn around and spray piss from my vulva into the urinal. I mean it’s cool to whip out a dick at a urinal
Realizing how bad I would be at dating in other cities cause I’m a indoor girl and hate the outdoors
December 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Realizing how bad I would be at dating in other cities cause I’m a indoor girl and hate the outdoors
Realizing my mom mode is basic just dyke mode
December 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Realizing my mom mode is basic just dyke mode
Really want a BA
December 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Really want a BA
Just did a topless photo shoot for this photographer. Maybe my tits will be in a gallery at some point
December 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Just did a topless photo shoot for this photographer. Maybe my tits will be in a gallery at some point
Noticed that my ex has a sodastream I her apartment 🤦🏽♀️
December 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Noticed that my ex has a sodastream I her apartment 🤦🏽♀️
🎶 The boys wanna be here, the girls wanna fuck her🎶
December 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
🎶 The boys wanna be here, the girls wanna fuck her🎶
When I worked at Sonic in high school I had to work the line when I really wanted to be a car hop. It was pretty gendered but there was one guy who was one and wore skates. I wonder how her transition is going.
December 12, 2025 at 12:05 PM
When I worked at Sonic in high school I had to work the line when I really wanted to be a car hop. It was pretty gendered but there was one guy who was one and wore skates. I wonder how her transition is going.
One of the funniest things about getting tattooed is when the other artist walk up while your getting worked on and nod their head in agreement and say yeah that’s sick. Also I love that I only now go to women, femmes, trans and NB artist. Loved my artist today she was really sweet and hilarious.
December 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
One of the funniest things about getting tattooed is when the other artist walk up while your getting worked on and nod their head in agreement and say yeah that’s sick. Also I love that I only now go to women, femmes, trans and NB artist. Loved my artist today she was really sweet and hilarious.
It’s funny being the t girl regular at the cis dive bar and being treated a a girl
December 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
It’s funny being the t girl regular at the cis dive bar and being treated a a girl
Me in 2004: why do I have to put in so much effort just to be friends with these guys.
Me in 2022: oh damn I’ve always been a women
Me now: geez, fuck cis men. ~turns and makes out with girlfriend~
Me in 2022: oh damn I’ve always been a women
Me now: geez, fuck cis men. ~turns and makes out with girlfriend~
December 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Me in 2004: why do I have to put in so much effort just to be friends with these guys.
Me in 2022: oh damn I’ve always been a women
Me now: geez, fuck cis men. ~turns and makes out with girlfriend~
Me in 2022: oh damn I’ve always been a women
Me now: geez, fuck cis men. ~turns and makes out with girlfriend~