Palm Trees
@palmtrees.bsky.social
In this house it’ll always be Honda Jazz
December 6, 2025 at 7:17 AM
In this house it’ll always be Honda Jazz
Nooo! Not My favs!
November 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Nooo! Not My favs!
Idiocracy economy except instead of gateraide it’s military industrial complex
November 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Idiocracy economy except instead of gateraide it’s military industrial complex
Matthew 5:3: Blessed are the gooners
November 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Matthew 5:3: Blessed are the gooners
Imagine a lossy, compressed JPG version of Wikipedia
October 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Imagine a lossy, compressed JPG version of Wikipedia
Lost passage of Sun Tzu over here.
October 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Lost passage of Sun Tzu over here.
Iphone 17: hufflepuff
Iphone 17 pro: gryffindor
Iphone air: ravenclaw
iPhone 17 pro max: slytherin
Everybody else: muggles
Explanations in order:
Basic, everyday pedestrians
“protagonist is me!”
Wanna be elitist
Villains
Plebes
Iphone 17 pro: gryffindor
Iphone air: ravenclaw
iPhone 17 pro max: slytherin
Everybody else: muggles
Explanations in order:
Basic, everyday pedestrians
“protagonist is me!”
Wanna be elitist
Villains
Plebes
October 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Iphone 17: hufflepuff
Iphone 17 pro: gryffindor
Iphone air: ravenclaw
iPhone 17 pro max: slytherin
Everybody else: muggles
Explanations in order:
Basic, everyday pedestrians
“protagonist is me!”
Wanna be elitist
Villains
Plebes
Iphone 17 pro: gryffindor
Iphone air: ravenclaw
iPhone 17 pro max: slytherin
Everybody else: muggles
Explanations in order:
Basic, everyday pedestrians
“protagonist is me!”
Wanna be elitist
Villains
Plebes
I hate everything about this post, including that I have a disagreement in the house names per phone.
October 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I hate everything about this post, including that I have a disagreement in the house names per phone.
Dollars to donuts he got cucked by some catalan named Jordi in the 80's when trying to bag a model
October 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Dollars to donuts he got cucked by some catalan named Jordi in the 80's when trying to bag a model
The ol' "instagram explore page" go-to.
October 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The ol' "instagram explore page" go-to.
Not a believer but I usually return my shopping cart to the coral so was expecting it to happen at any moment.
September 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Not a believer but I usually return my shopping cart to the coral so was expecting it to happen at any moment.
Let's be real and call out the real enemy: Protestant disbelief in transubstantiation
September 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Let's be real and call out the real enemy: Protestant disbelief in transubstantiation
Half are written in “durrrr”
September 12, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Half are written in “durrrr”
Dollars to donuts his svr agent wife is whispering in his ear (busting his balls) to be more commanding and put out info fast: he needs to be in charge.
September 12, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Dollars to donuts his svr agent wife is whispering in his ear (busting his balls) to be more commanding and put out info fast: he needs to be in charge.
Are they physically sized, or the difference between someone that asks for no MSG in their Asian food versus someone that has skull calipers on their keychain.
July 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Are they physically sized, or the difference between someone that asks for no MSG in their Asian food versus someone that has skull calipers on their keychain.
If I ever wanted to know what Martin Luther’s cock tastes like all I have to do is kiss an American Catholic.
July 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
If I ever wanted to know what Martin Luther’s cock tastes like all I have to do is kiss an American Catholic.
Effectively you gotta stage an internal coup to become a defacto dictator. Betting it all on green.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plan_Ve...
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plan_Ve...
Plan Verde - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
July 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Effectively you gotta stage an internal coup to become a defacto dictator. Betting it all on green.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plan_Ve...
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plan_Ve...
Me, a feminist, to GPT: please do this...
July 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Me, a feminist, to GPT: please do this...