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Tim Schmelter
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Husband. Dad. Aikidoist. Geek. Not necessarily in that order.
I have no idea how you managed to write them so quickly, but thank you! I just finished book 3, which was a bit of a gut-punch (in a good way) compared to #2, aka “Triumph of the Rules Lawyers”. Looking forward to the next two! Am I remembering correctly that there are 5 main books in the series?
December 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Pick any of theirs but for me it’s this one.
December 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar
a man in a suit and bow tie is talking to a woman in a ponytail .
Alt: Pee-wee Herman in a suit and bow tie is talking to a woman in a ponytail saying “I’m a loner, Dottie. A rebel.“
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December 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
1978 Superman for me, recorded during one of the brief periods when my parents subscribed to cable because it had a 3 month intro deal. :)
November 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I think you mean “Jinkies!”
October 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Speaking of completionism: I did not realize until just a couple of weeks ago that this story is set in the same universe/district as a previous short story of yours, “An Election”!
October 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
In my case, I blame the moon. It was huge and orange.
October 6, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I made a mistake in the same square! Ugh!
October 6, 2025 at 1:45 PM
(And probably 20% of that 20% comes from Cape Feare)
October 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Same! 20% of my verbal output is Simpsons references, but I haven’t seen an episode in so long!
October 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
“I don’t know, man, I’m really feeling some APAC”

“Oh, but have you tried the new EMEA tapas bar on 4th?”
October 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
What the hell is wrong with these kids? I would’ve loved to see that when I was young.
September 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Which white male actor named Chris would they cast in the role?
August 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I like that if you don’t pay close attention, it spells “DIET”. Don’t you dare judge me, comic book cover.
August 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Gin blossom chic?
July 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Me on Tatooine: Hutt enough for you?
July 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Did you consult on Galaxy’s Edge at all? And did you subsequently visit?
July 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
And if you uploaded it to BlueSky, then you’ve got clouds in your clouds in the cloud.
July 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
It’s just basic science
June 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Excited! OOC, will you be doing an AMA? I have questions about rightminding in the White Space universe. Also about the origin/etymology of “fox”.
June 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Just finished my re-read of Ancestral Night and started a re-read of Machine to prep! Looking forward to the next Mantis Space Cop adventure!
June 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
For me it’s the Cape Feare episode, but I get the vibe.

And now I can’t stop laughing to myself about it.
May 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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May 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The jealousy, it burns us!
May 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM