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friend-shaped chonk in sf 🍉
i just know a bil*tinmen subscription would fix me 🥺
May 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
the way schools and the workplace have pushed american pizza restaurants to open at 9am on weekdays

like hell yeah i want pineapple pizza with my morning coffee — let’s party
a bunch of dogs are sitting around a pizza box
Alt: a bunch of dogs are sitting around a pizza box
media.tenor.com
May 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
why did no one tell me artemis is a dog mom ???

—someone who took one (1) classical studies course in undergrad
Artemis
May 8, 2025 at 3:46 AM
i didn’t hook up in this bathroom
January 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
when i say i know a spot but it’s just this nonsense
December 14, 2024 at 12:41 AM
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I just know it's HEAVY
December 6, 2024 at 10:58 PM
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This doctor’s letter to United Heathcare for denying nausea medication to a child on chemotherapy.
December 5, 2024 at 6:22 PM
i should call him
December 3, 2024 at 12:53 AM
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happy FCF
November 29, 2024 at 6:13 PM
don’t talk to me or my son or my son’s son ever again
November 26, 2024 at 6:22 PM
tonight’s hookup remembers me from the gym where i haven’t been a member for over a year
____
my power
November 21, 2024 at 8:34 AM
with waymo i don’t have to worry about drivers judging me on my walks of shame
November 21, 2024 at 8:30 AM
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Sleepy babes on the late night train
November 20, 2024 at 9:24 PM
in support of gay rights and gay wrongs 🐶 🔪
November 21, 2024 at 12:13 AM
is my ulterior motive for spectating @pokemonofficial.bsky.social regionals in sac actually just to snag a gaymer bf at the local bear bars?

well, yes!

(preferably with stinky pits)
November 17, 2024 at 9:44 PM
he smoke
October 28, 2023 at 4:18 AM
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Someone cook up an entry-level probability & stats course based on Pokemon battles, like expected outcomes, probability of critical hits, damage calculations, etc., etc.
Bet ya it will create a whole army of number nerds.
September 23, 2023 at 1:37 AM
who else gets super h-word after the gym? that’s me right now
September 21, 2023 at 4:03 AM
when we’re denouncing military aid from the u.s. to its puppet governments in the neocolonies, this is what i imagine the weapons technology looks like:
September 18, 2023 at 3:08 AM
hi, god. it’s me again. if you’re still granting wishes like my personal genie, i’d like a boyfriend and a gaming pc with a functioning capture card. okthxbai! 🙏🏽
dear god,

thank you for placing a hot man next to me in the locker room while he stripped butt ass naked without a towel

i didn’t stare, i promise!

love,
tobin
September 18, 2023 at 1:54 AM
dear god,

thank you for placing a hot man next to me in the locker room while he stripped butt ass naked without a towel

i didn’t stare, i promise!

love,
tobin
September 15, 2023 at 4:01 AM
found a fellow humanities major today - i rly thought we didn’t exist 😭 maybe there is hope for us interdisciplinary nerdboiz
September 15, 2023 at 3:24 AM
NOW INCREASING MOOD STABILIZER DOSE
September 13, 2023 at 5:53 PM
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「 lighthouse 」
🌊 #art #pokemon
September 10, 2023 at 6:34 AM