Tebbit is Dead! Get off yer bikes!

Electric cars sound sneaky..like they're creeping up on us to sniff our bums...

I’ve never been attractive, so zero vanity and even less reason to consider aesthetic plastic surgery. Today I learned about Fat Embolism Syndrome (FES) which may follow liposuction. Even with only 10% probability of catching death, I’d rather have Sumo appendages as defensive weapons!

@davegorman.bsky.social Beyond Gratitude for your Lovely Brain! Am now relishing your back catalogue; presently on no. 29,077, from May 23rd, 2023 XOX

Good intentions, expressed in generalized assumptions and with profound ignorance, Have Done More Harm Than Good, Bob Geldof. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

I hope this has happened to other writers whose breasts are hurtling towards gravity: Just speed-sandwiched my right nipple in my iPad's Feckin' Magic Keyboard! The Magical part was my involuntary disinterment of copious swear words from my North-Eastern British childhood. Relieved I'm in Cost Rica!

A glorious Quepos sunrise and I saw Feckin' Pterodactyls! Frigate Birds are around 50,000,000 years old! With 7'6" wingspans of seemingly leathery, flappy things, they surface-feed by swooping over the fish and squid, fleeing from the 3'3" Dolphinfish (Mahi Mahi), whom pursue them from below!

China is Trumpingly self-destructing. Slave-supplied Temu and no gestative bodies (a direct result of 35 years of a gendercidal, 1-child policy) = plummeting population. Their response? Send the Yi Peng 3 to sever TWO major telecom cables in the Baltic! Trumpism Personified!

A Pacific Sunrise in Costa Rica, the Happiest Country of this Abused and Terrified Planet. Evolving Human Rights, particularly those of our Rainbow Community and People of Glorious Colours and/or Variegated Abilities. Also the highest rates of road deaths - vertigo grounds me amidst primeval jungle.