Joe Houston
pandamittens.bsky.social
Joe Houston
@pandamittens.bsky.social
Game dev currently at Riot Games. Formerly of Discord, Bluepoint Games, Arkane, and others.
All I want for my summer body is to not be too fat to ride a horse.
March 31, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The super power of hospitals is making the most stressful moments of your life also extremely boring.
March 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The best part of Google IT issues now is that the AI answer at the top of every search is wrong 100% of the time. It's like hiring my kid to half listen to the material and then answer with unearned confidence.
January 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Post a video game gif from the year you were born.

I see your old, and I raise you.
January 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
My mother in law signs her correspondence with “PhD” at the end. Always wanted to do that. So from now on, I will.

Joe Houston, PhD
January 6, 2025 at 4:09 AM
My kid said “I’ve only seen you cry twice in my life” and I’m pretty excited to have doubled my father’s performance.
December 7, 2024 at 2:16 AM
100% this video. It’s why I’m here with < 10 followers giving this a try instead of Twitter with my years long following. youtu.be/D4ghgVq9z4M?...
Twitter (and Threads) Have Made a HUGE Mistake
YouTube video by hankschannel
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December 6, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Don’t think of tariffs as increasing the price on literally everything you buy. Think of this Christmas season as being the greatest Black Friday sale of all time.
December 6, 2024 at 3:53 PM