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Amanda

@pandamoanimum.bsky.social

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Welcome to my head. Please excuse the mess. https://ko-fi.com/pandamoanimum

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · Dec 6

A thread of silly videos I've made (most of which are over a minute long, so have to be posted via YouTube links)

The final dance in Dirty Dancing, but they’re dancing to The Muppet Show theme tune.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9v6...

Dirty Dancing to The Muppet Show theme tune

YouTube video by Pandamoanimum

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 10h

My brain: Needs to use GPS when I’m driving to remember how to get to a place I’ve previously driven to multiple times before.

Also my brain: Remembers every single lyric to the 1990 hit Ice Ice Baby when it comes on the radio while I’m driving to the place it can’t remember how to get to.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 1d

When you order a ventriloquist dummy from Temu.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 1d

“If Rose and Jack reunited in the afterlife, then what happened to Rose’s husband, the man she married and raised a family with? Did he have to spend eternity watching his wife getting it on with the big boat fling bloke?”

“I meant questions about the job”

“Oh. What time is our lunch break?”

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 4d

Me: Ah, time to go to sleep. All ready to drift off in the lovely peace and quiet.

My dogs and/or my cat: Ok, she's trying to go to sleep. Yeah, now feels like the PERFECT time to jump up on the bed and start loudly licking my genitals.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 6d

Remembering the time this sponsored advert popped up on Facebook, and at first I thought it was for Halloween knickers.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 7d

September 30th vs October 1st

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 12d

I love crisp Autumn mornings.

I had 3 packets of cheese and onion for breakfast.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 14d

7 years ago, according to Facebook memories.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 14d

Remembering the time I did a huge double take in Aldi.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 15d

I was going to make a joke about homeopathy, but it didn't work.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 21d

Hmmm, it says you can’t be messaged!

Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 21d

Hey! I’ll message you, if that’s ok. Thank you.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 21d

“Well done to Melania, the winner of tonight’s Bingo top prize of £20. Drinks are on you, eh, love! Next up is the Meat Raffle. But first, the owner of the silver Fiesta parked by the bins, you've left your lights on."

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 21d

Bit of a random question but if there are any vets (the ones who treat sick animals) who read this who would possibly please answer a question for me, I would really appreciate it.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · Dec 10

Ben Folds and Jeremy Irons should get together and start a dry cleaning business.

They could call it Ben and Jerry's.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · Jan 13

When you're working from home.

Dogs:
OH MY GOD YOU’RE HERE ALL DAY AND THIS IS THE BEST AS I CAN LOVE YOU AND SEE YOU AND BE WITH YOU AND FOLLOW YOU AND I AM SO HAPPY AND EXCITED BECAUSE YOU ARE THE GREATEST AND I LOVE YOU BEING HERE SOOOO MUCH!

Cats:
What the fuck are you still doing here?

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · May 28

Saw a video on Instagram that pointed out that Dirty Dancing came out in 1987 and was set in 1963, so if it was remade now in 2025 then it would be set in 2001, and now I need a little lie down in a dark room for a while.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · Jun 22

Me: Nearly Monday again. Totally ready for it.

Narrator: But she wasn't ready. She wasn’t ready at all.

[sound on]

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 25d

Happy 4th anniversary to the time this happened on Twitter.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 28d

It was a peanut butter, eggs, and carrot cake, with dried bacon dog treats on the top.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 29d

Poppy is 10 today!

Happy birthday to my daft, stubborn, greedy, beautiful, big brown bear.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · Sep 8

Well it’s once again that time of year when the supermarkets start selling tubs of chocolate in preparation for Christmas, knowing full well we’ll buy them to put away, then eat them and have to replace them at least 8 times before December.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · Jul 6

I have watched this video more times now than I’d like to admit, but it has made me laugh every single time.
[sound most definitely up]

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · Jul 27

Getting older is basically stopping worrying about some part of your body that is hurting simply because you’re now focused on another part that hurts more.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · Aug 22

Going to tell my grandkids that these were the kids in Stranger Things by the time Season 5 finally aired.

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