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@pandaprime69.bsky.social

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🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 29d

IF I DON'T HAVE CLOTHES ON THEN DON'T FUCKING REPOST PLEASE!

IF MY SHIT GETS REPOSTED AGAIN I'M NEVER GONNA POST MYSELF!

🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 10h

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LoLo Vonz @lolovonz.bsky.social · 10h

Sometimes you just get a sign to do a thing as crazy as that thing may be

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🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 11h

Oh baby no 🫂🫂🫂

🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 12h

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🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 12h

Nah

🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 14h

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🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 15h

Wait a damn minute! Zaxby's gives you a full Texas toast slice?!!!

🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 18h

The omega to my alpha 🥹

🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 19h

a cartoon explosion with the words i liiiiiiiveeeee !!!

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🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 19h

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🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 19h

From cuddly safe bro bear, to mean girl slasher cuz blood red is totes your fave color! I can smell the craycray from here and I loves it!

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🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 19h

Like I see you making a heroic sacrifice to save peeps, then next scene your carving them up

a woman in a red dress says i bet you thought you 'd seen the last of me .

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🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 20h

Is this the sequel to Up? 🎈🎈

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🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 20h

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🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 20h

Chapter 1....Glory Holes 🤗

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🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 20h

THIS SHIT NEEDS TO BE NATION WIDE!

and all the Michael bay ass mofos too! Why the boomboom on 100 but the talkytalk on 3?!?!

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 21h

California has passed a law that bans excessively loud commercials on streaming services such as Netflix, Hulu, and Prime Video.

Starting July 1, 2026, ads must match the average volume of the show or movie they accompany.

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🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 20h

Oh the deflection is strong, can't say the same for your hole 🤭

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🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 20h

I am a fagguette that has traveled for circuit parties....he's gonna have to pay for me to type that book up 🤭

Antifascist Carebear (she/her/ela) @essadms.bsky.social · 21h

If a man ever asked me for a list of previous partners, we’d be looking at it like a CVS receipt that’s been printing since early 2000s

And I’d be surprised to remember some of their names 🥲