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pandathletic
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Occasional silly thoughts to boost your shitscrolling experience
Or they should give us a 5 second chance to cancel publishing a post and send it back to darft
January 2, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Jane: Hey!!
January 2, 2026 at 8:52 PM
The "I've seen fakes in my days and I can tell because of the pixels" crowd is back and that might at least be entertaining 😊
January 2, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I'm not even sorry idgaf anymore
January 2, 2026 at 2:31 PM
You don't feel that the first 181 passed in the blink of an eye, do you?
January 2, 2026 at 2:30 PM
This Wikipedia article is so good The detailed rules, the attempted female version, the exponential records. Oh my... Thank you for digging that one out! 🤣
January 1, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Our brave Vittorio in a few years... www.smbc-comics.com/comic/anythi...
December 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM
What if she frowned upon the evaporation of entire continents? Have you thought of that Vittorio? Would that make it worth it Vittorio? Have you taken the trash out like I asked this morning Vittorio?
December 31, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Owliver is not impressed and hopes the bipedal weirdos get their shit together in 2026 😳
December 31, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Because with JerryCare, you JerryCan!
December 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The most impeachable offense _so far_
December 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
IMO the only direction retirement age should go is DOWN.
December 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Maybe the quality of your 💩 determines if you're authorised to enter or not 🤨
December 27, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Some people read that nonsensical tirade and say "yeah, that's my man!" And that is the saddest thing ever.
December 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
At least now I know where the emergency exits are, I'll go by myself no worries tyvm
December 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Meeehrry Christmas to you too!
December 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Then again I'd really like to get the background story behind "uncooked pasta", "sandal", and "screes and nails" 🤨
December 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
This list is incredible in more than one way but this one must be the winner 😲
December 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
One day Son, all of this will be yours...

[a dad, scrolling through thousands of lines of an .emacs file displayed in a custom dark themed terminal on the third monitor to his right]
December 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM