pandathletic
@pandathletic.bsky.social
Occasional silly thoughts to boost your shitscrolling experience
Or they should give us a 5 second chance to cancel publishing a post and send it back to darft
January 2, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Or they should give us a 5 second chance to cancel publishing a post and send it back to darft
The "I've seen fakes in my days and I can tell because of the pixels" crowd is back and that might at least be entertaining 😊
January 2, 2026 at 8:10 PM
The "I've seen fakes in my days and I can tell because of the pixels" crowd is back and that might at least be entertaining 😊
I'm not even sorry idgaf anymore
January 2, 2026 at 2:31 PM
I'm not even sorry idgaf anymore
You don't feel that the first 181 passed in the blink of an eye, do you?
January 2, 2026 at 2:30 PM
You don't feel that the first 181 passed in the blink of an eye, do you?
This Wikipedia article is so good The detailed rules, the attempted female version, the exponential records. Oh my... Thank you for digging that one out! 🤣
January 1, 2026 at 9:06 PM
This Wikipedia article is so good The detailed rules, the attempted female version, the exponential records. Oh my... Thank you for digging that one out! 🤣
Our brave Vittorio in a few years... www.smbc-comics.com/comic/anythi...
December 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Our brave Vittorio in a few years... www.smbc-comics.com/comic/anythi...
What if she frowned upon the evaporation of entire continents? Have you thought of that Vittorio? Would that make it worth it Vittorio? Have you taken the trash out like I asked this morning Vittorio?
December 31, 2025 at 3:09 PM
What if she frowned upon the evaporation of entire continents? Have you thought of that Vittorio? Would that make it worth it Vittorio? Have you taken the trash out like I asked this morning Vittorio?
Owliver is not impressed and hopes the bipedal weirdos get their shit together in 2026 😳
December 31, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Owliver is not impressed and hopes the bipedal weirdos get their shit together in 2026 😳
Because with JerryCare, you JerryCan!
December 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Because with JerryCare, you JerryCan!
The most impeachable offense _so far_
December 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The most impeachable offense _so far_
IMO the only direction retirement age should go is DOWN.
December 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
IMO the only direction retirement age should go is DOWN.
Maybe the quality of your 💩 determines if you're authorised to enter or not 🤨
December 27, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Maybe the quality of your 💩 determines if you're authorised to enter or not 🤨
Some people read that nonsensical tirade and say "yeah, that's my man!" And that is the saddest thing ever.
December 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Some people read that nonsensical tirade and say "yeah, that's my man!" And that is the saddest thing ever.
At least now I know where the emergency exits are, I'll go by myself no worries tyvm
December 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
At least now I know where the emergency exits are, I'll go by myself no worries tyvm
Meeehrry Christmas to you too!
December 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Meeehrry Christmas to you too!
Then again I'd really like to get the background story behind "uncooked pasta", "sandal", and "screes and nails" 🤨
December 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Then again I'd really like to get the background story behind "uncooked pasta", "sandal", and "screes and nails" 🤨
This list is incredible in more than one way but this one must be the winner 😲
December 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
This list is incredible in more than one way but this one must be the winner 😲
One day Son, all of this will be yours...
[a dad, scrolling through thousands of lines of an .emacs file displayed in a custom dark themed terminal on the third monitor to his right]
[a dad, scrolling through thousands of lines of an .emacs file displayed in a custom dark themed terminal on the third monitor to his right]
December 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
One day Son, all of this will be yours...
[a dad, scrolling through thousands of lines of an .emacs file displayed in a custom dark themed terminal on the third monitor to his right]
[a dad, scrolling through thousands of lines of an .emacs file displayed in a custom dark themed terminal on the third monitor to his right]