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Don’t open the box.

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just an honest instagram note likes farmer
an instagram note of mine that just says “men with they shirt off” and then a page showing a bunch of my mutuals liking it
October 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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ts was hype
Pic i snapped of Bernie Sanders at a “Fight Oligarchy” rally I went to!
April 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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what i look like irl if anyone's curious
the same profile pic as the one i use on bluesky lmao
March 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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i think this would be heat personally
a discord event I made for the 17th of April at 13:00 titled "i beat up lactose intolerant people in Pittsburgh". The discription of the event is: "i run around Pittsburgh asking people if they're lactose intolerant and if they say yes I start beating them up and yelling 'HOW'S IT FEEL TO BE DIFFERENT NOW, MILKBOY?'"
February 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
pandorapaw.gay
lid to the coffee i got today lmao
coffee cup lid with the words “don’t open the box” written on it by the barista hehe
February 9, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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keyboards if they were awesome
an image of a keyboard with a fake new modifier key called "skib" drawn shittily onto its side like a tumor
February 4, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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@div1newolf.bsky.social
“autistic virgin” shirt pointing to legoshi from beastars
December 18, 2024 at 6:03 PM
pandorapaw.gay
i have some reeeaaally cool neighbors who have like 4 confederate flags hanging on their property and i’m NOT CLAIMING i wanna steal one of their flags and replace it with this…

i just think it’d be funny if it happened
screenshot of an order for a custom flag that’s white with just black text saying “men kissing” in all lowercase
December 4, 2024 at 5:07 AM
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whenever i feel sad i look at this diagram of the UK parliament after the 2024 elections and remember how the conservatives lost 251 seats in one election
diagram from wikipedia of the UK Parliament after the 2024 elections. The Labour party has a huuuge majority over the rest of the parties.
December 2, 2024 at 5:56 AM
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been thinking about this a lot recently
a matrix grid with the side labeled “system” and top labeled “voters.” it basically just argues the only way to get “quality out” of an electoral process is to have “quality in” from both the system and voter base. if either is “garbage in,” then “garbage out”.
November 12, 2024 at 9:20 PM
pandorapaw.gay
not to mention this shit too
(original post: social.growyourown.services/@FediTips/11...)
Screenshot of a note from a fediverse account talking about Bluesky’s ties to Web3 bullshit
October 25, 2024 at 5:05 AM
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welcome back to another episode of: americans actually using kettles once in their fucking lives
me doing a thumbs up while the Kettle is boiling the water on the stove
October 25, 2024 at 4:21 AM
pandorapaw.gay
the unforeseen consequences of the MatPatify extension
video from Austin Show with the title "I took A Bath With Ludwig" and a thumbnail with both their shirts off. The MatPatify extension overlayed the green text cliché all the Game Theory thumbnails have with the text "Leave Me ALONE, DAD!" 💀
July 27, 2024 at 12:58 AM
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it's always nice to see things like this in the wild
A photo of signs inside a gas station that read "A federal court has ordered R. J. Reynolds Tobacco and Philip Morris USA to state: There is no safe level of exposure to secondhand smoke." The caption I put on the photo in snapchat says "losers must've got their asses handed to them in court"
July 20, 2024 at 2:49 AM
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look at this fucker #BladesOfFurry
zoomed out picture of my room, with my recently arrived Emile (from the comic Blades of Furry) plush in the center of the picture sitting on my bed zoomed in picture of my room, with emile now taking up much more space in the picture another picture of this goober ultra wide (aka 0.5) picture of my Emile plush to make him look extra silly
June 21, 2024 at 4:43 PM
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this has absolutely been the best meme template so far this year. i love everything about it so much
“bro visited his friend” meme template. first panel, left guy says “so i went to go visit my friend-“ right guy interrupts, says “mitosis,” and splits into two smaller versions of himself in the next panel, with left guy looking concerned. “bro visited his friend” meme template edited to resemble the henry stickmin games. first panel, left guy says “yeah so i went-“ then in the next panel time pauses and one of the 4 option decision panels from the henry stickmin games appears. the four options are glue up, interruption, beat down, and teleporter. in the third panel, time resumes. left guy continues and says “yeah so i went to go visit my friend-” to which right guy interrupts and says “bro visited his friend.” the next panel shows the “fail” screen in the henry stickmin games with the subtitle “way to hold a conversation, nimrod.”with left guy looking concerned behind the fail screen. “bro visited his friend” meme template. first panel, left guy says “so i designed this terrifying monstro-“ right guy interrupts and says “WOULD.” the next panel is just left guy looking concerned at right guy. “bro visited his friend” meme template, but modified to reference the “Ringside” minigame from Rhythm Heaven Fever/Megamix. Left guy has long hair and a ponytail to resemble the reporter from the minigame, and right guy has a wrestling mask to resemble the wrestler being interviewed. In the first panel, left guy says “wubadubadub is that true?”, right guy replies “e.” second panel has left guy looking concerned at right guy, suggesting he got the timing wrong. third panel is a repeat of the first panel. in the fourth panel, left guy says “wow you go big guy!” and right guy flexes his muscles. this makes literally no sense if you haven’t played rhythm heaven lmao
May 5, 2024 at 5:19 PM
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safari has finally been DETHRONED ✨
screenshot of my phone’s dock, with Safari replaced with Arc Search! the other apps in my dock are Messages, Photos, and TickTick
April 25, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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this is so fucking infuriating. this literally about using someone's proper name.
Excerpt from Idaho Legislature House Bill 538. "No person should be subjected to any coercion by any governmental entity in the State of Idaho to communicate in any way statements that such person prefers not to communicate. To permit a governmental entity of the State of Idaho to compel speech in such a way would deprive persons within this state of their fundamental right to be free from coerced speech."
April 9, 2024 at 6:36 PM
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here’s was what i put on my story the night i was reading Lake’s route (apologies on account of them being snaps, i hate snapchat but all my friends use it)
a screenshot of my story, i took a picture of Lake saying “oh yeah, it’s good stuff! It’s by Barkade Fire, if you know them.” with the caption “ARCADE FIRE REFERENCE IN MY VISUAL NOVEL ITS A WIN FOR THE ALT ROCK KIDS TODAY” in pure excitement lol another screenshot of Lake on my story, this time they’re talking about “Werewolf Weekday” and “From Ottawa” and I captioned it “ ‘WEREWOLF WEEKDAY’ BAHAHAHAHA”
March 29, 2024 at 3:49 AM
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discord continues to try to make the store more and more obnoxious so people will pretty please buy butterflies circling their pfp for $8
screenshot of the friends, nitro, and store buttons in Discord, with the store icon glowing red and with the red icon "NEW!!" to its right.
March 28, 2024 at 11:53 PM
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the full bars LTE icon is a liar and i have much to discuss with it
screenshot of the bluesky app loading my notifications with my phone’s service indicator saying i have full bars LTE. it is a LIARRRR
March 25, 2024 at 7:41 PM
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the kinds of decay suburban sprawl brings
an absolutely MASSIVE parking garage (we’re talking 10 floors, dimensions of a european apartment building) that looks like it’s been abandoned for DECADES
March 23, 2024 at 4:38 PM
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i wish everyone here a very
garfield “you are not immune to propaganda” meme
March 12, 2024 at 2:44 PM
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A conversation between me and a friend on discord, it goes as follows: Friend: "you know what movie eats? Mulan." me: "the emoji movie" friend: "mhm! 🥰" me: "it's so good" friend: "cinematic masterpiece. nothing has ever touched it" me: "same"
March 11, 2024 at 3:24 AM
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i’m going to hack into the us security system
a bonb
March 3, 2024 at 10:48 PM