can't chew an even amount on each side of my mouth bc of the wisdom tooth cutting through -10000/10 gonna explode, cry, and throw up in that order

someone with person-colour synesthesia telling my partner that they're sunset orange (my favourite colour) and i'm teal (his favourite colour) has me sighing dreamily

the irony of sitting at work doing the mental health module after being dropped home for panic attacks yesterday is not lost on me

i used to hate when people would jokingly refer to my teachers as my family because we happened to share similar features but i've just realised i do it to asmrtists

can female characters in a novel be insecure about their looks? absolutely! will i ever enjoy it when a male writer has his fmc frequently lament her unattractiveness? never!

co-worker: hey so if a cunt—
me:
co-worker:
me:
co-worker: ...customer....

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