Adam Mayhem
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Adam Mayhem
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Left X. Feeling cleaner already! Unfortunately just wishing all the insanity would go away, doesn’t mean it will. 🙄
It’s when the guy on the pavement says he voted MAGA to save America gets me. OK, personal interpretation but…

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January 3, 2026 at 1:17 AM
No. Fuck. Sorry. Happy 2026, I hope. Keep up the good fight tho.
January 1, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Here’s wishing a festive new year to you and all your chums on Festive Road. I hope plenty of new adventures lie behind the magic changing room back door in 2026. 🍾
December 31, 2025 at 12:33 PM
We know how vain Trump is. I reckon Zelenskyy should just say to Trump, “If you kick the Russians out of Ukraine, we’ll rename Donbas to Donaldbas and make you patron saint of Ukraine.” Let’s see if Trump can avoid that temptation or what Putin would do to outbid him.
December 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Thanks Mark. These days even small messages of joy are a welcome relief vs the usual daily madness. Glad you had a good day. I did too. Seasons greeting to you and yours, and to all the sane ones left in the world. 😃
December 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
“Stop going on about your health care,” said Frog.
December 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Just rewards for all the hard work your team put in. 🍾
December 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
December 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
“How did you make that photo of Trump disappear from the files?” cried Frog.
December 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I suppose we should just assume every full page redaction is a photo of Trump with a minor at this stage. I mean, that’s what we’re all thinking.
December 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I suppose we should just assume every full page redaction is a photo of Trump with a minor at this stage. I mean, that’s what we’re all thinking.
December 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Brilliant!
December 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
“Because, in my own personal experience, I don’t think my grocery prices are down,” said Toad.
December 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Come on!!! Where are the EPSTEIN FILES?
December 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I thought that was the term for a death metal band when it reforms for its 50th anniversary tour/album.
December 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Hopefully in separate beds else they’re gonna be in a heap of trouble with MAGA!
December 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Starmer: Can we rejoin customs union?
EU: Mm, how’s the next election looking?
KS: Ummm.
EU: Are you likely to win?
KS: Ermmm.
EU: Who is likely to win?
KS (whispers): Farage.
EU: Speak up man.
KS: Farage.
EU: Don’t let that door whack your arse on the way out.
December 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
RIP Robin. But your post begs the question… How much are the insurance costs for playing cricket on ice?
December 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM