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Alex is a bnuuywabbit 🐇 🏴 @queercoleslaw.bsky.social · 1d

It just finally clicked why it's called "football." it's cuz it is as painful to watch as being kicked in the nuts

Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 20h

I think too many people view video essays as high art instead of the sloppily-produced 4 hour ad revenue you watch while grinding out wintertodt that it is

Like it's fine to like it, *I* like it, but you gotta stop pretending it doesn't serve the same purpose that doomscrolling tiktok does

Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 22h

Ignorance is not the whole story, a lot of them were educated in these things and either plugged their ears or started listening to those people he plays Roblox with about what the Jews are up to

It's not ignorance, it's denial

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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 22h

Don't even know what "natural history" is supposed to mean

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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 22h

They do that anyway, and beyond that my school let students opt out of the evolution lessons so that point's moot anyway

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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 22h

Yeah and why do high school students need to know subcellular anatomy

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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 22h

Just because they know the phrase does not mean they actually know what the hell it means

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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 1d

Genuinely think I'm just cursed to have people completely misinterpret what I'm saying and I have no fucking idea how I'm meant to fix that

I guess you just don't, you just kinda keep your head down or something

Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 1d

My mind is incredible because it will look at a post like this and be like "We should say something nice and sincere to try and cheer them up" and I'll be like "Yeah" but then I think of how to do that and the only result my mind gives me is "Yeah so reply 'How bout you cuddle deez nutz, goteem 😎'"

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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 1d

Biology teachers should be completely banned from using the word "powerhouse" ever again

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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 1d

Now I'm not especially proud to admit this but I keep a list of games that I've finished since buying them from steam

This doesn't include games that have no real ending or which I've finished elsewhere, but still

In about 4 years of using steam, there are 13 games in the list

13

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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 1d

I am God King Emeritus of the Northwest Hemisphere and can do absolutely any god damned thing I want to so long as I can achieve it before the mania fades

Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 1d

Like video essays?

Consider trying:
An actual fucking essay

You'll like it, I promise

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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 1d

What the fuck is organic supposed to mean

It's food, it's made of carbon, it's all fucking organic, dumbass

Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 1d

Showing this to an MCU popcorn cruncher and seeing how fast their mind explodes or reaches for a video of Subway Surfers

🏳️‍⚧️ Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · Jul 3

JUBILEE (Jarman, 1978)

"This is the generation who grew up and forgot to lead their lives... They were so busy watching my endless movie..."

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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 1d

You could be living a damn-near completely ad-free life but instead you chose to buy an iphone

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onion person @junlper.beer · 2d

i love the domino effect of trans people asking the moderation team to take harassment of trans people seriously and instead decided to perma ban a black guy who was one of the earliest users here

ıllıllı FREE ŁINK ıllıllı @rvbdrm.com · 2d

So… Łink’s account is permabanned from Bluesky’s appview, but also gets banned from:

WhiteWind
Skylight
Bluescreen
Flashes

Basically all ATproto apps/projects?

WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT OF THIS PROJECT THEN?

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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 2d

Genuinely cannot parse what the fuck is happening in sports people's minds, I just see colored blobs move around a while before seeing my grandfather grow absolutely fucking furious, I cannot comprehend it

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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 2d

Watching people talk about Notion and honestly I feel like the amount of time you would need in order to make that shit usable would better be spent just doing whatever you're trying to set it up for

Not to mention that it's always online bullshit is training AI on your diary, so like, yay

Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 2d

I wouldn't say they post too much in context, it's more just that they decided to harass some nobody over the shit

Like stick to the gimmick and leave me be

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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 2d

What are you waffling about

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Oaky 🐈‍⬛💚💙 @oakmeow.bsky.social · 2d

just ban jesse singal

two men are looking at a laptop computer .

ALT: two men are looking at a laptop computer .

media.tenor.com

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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 3d

I'd like to offer a solid fuck you to this account by the way for deciding to shit on me publicly instead of sticking to its gimmick

You're not a normal account, you're a public figure, don't fucking shit on me, asshole

Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 3d

> Out of context Simpsons
> Looks inside
> Pretty much gives you every bit of context the show itself would've given you

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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah yeah yeah, blah blah blah, stick to your gimmick, if you wanna start shit with people, leave it to your personal acc

Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 3d

Nah, much like how I didn't ask you to take something I said too seriously before publicly shitting on me for allegedly taking you so

You didn't care, why should I

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