Peter Noonan
panoonan.bsky.social
Peter Noonan
@panoonan.bsky.social
Producer of the Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas Cage podcast (@cagematch.bsky.social).
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Very good year ahead
December 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
You just have to teach it how to tell kids how to burn their homes down. Simple stuff. And maybe put like…cool decals on
December 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Ponyo loooooves ham
December 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Dude. Show off when you have something to show off and you do. You have decades of amazing comedy in shows, movies and specials. Sometimes it’s okay to toot that horn a bit
December 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Dari Meiss
December 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Now go with me on this. They are morons. Maybe it was labeled J. Instead of Jeffrey…
December 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The good people of Bakesatoe fucking love Tom Waits
December 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I’ve learned so much today
December 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It will be cool when mailing letters and reading physical newspapers comes back around (looking at you The Onion)
December 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I 100% read this as watch him eat asses in real time
December 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Go Lubes!
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Is it because insurance is a fucking scam?
November 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
A weirdly fun Nic Cage movie. Ron Perlman takes it though
October 31, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Dems: but what are we ever going to do about it with the government closed???? Fucking cowards all
October 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Maybe….maaaaybe… the Jets are a terrible franchise that ruins the potential of good players.
October 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Still can’t figure out how to spell my child’s name. And why the fuck would anyone ever say “He’ll yeah!”?
October 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Extremely well put! Fun read, too. The part about no one talking on the playground hit hard for me but in relation to Avatar…like that should be my shit but it just entirely is a blank for me and apparently culture in spite of multiple billions. Shrug
October 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I just cannot fathom what weirdly horny depths AI Jesus can concoct sans commandments about a tangerine.
October 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Seconded. Lost my shit and slept so poorly. The tension build was so good and being so slow to move/change direction was harrowing.
October 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I was just going to suggest the beacon!
September 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Looking forward to diving in on this
November 22, 2023 at 10:27 PM