Oh, I wouldn't leave BFYTW. I'd do it remotely, or kidnap Stevie and Augie and take them with me. They're easy to lure, just need edibles or video games, preferably both.

The urge to throw away my entire life and just up and move somewhere new with no plan and no money is very real. Is this what a midlife crisis is like?

You will! A video version will be going up some time after the show!

I have so many questions but I'm afraid of nearly all the answers.

Whoa. You're a GREAT podcast guest, we LOVED playing the Danganronpa Truth or Lies game with you, what, five years ago? Podcasts should be lined up around the block to get you on. And you're welcome back anytime.