You ever wake up in the morning with enough rage to kick a baby and you get up but then you throw out your back so now you’re just in bed, still angry but now also very uncomfortable?
April 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
You ever wake up in the morning with enough rage to kick a baby and you get up but then you throw out your back so now you’re just in bed, still angry but now also very uncomfortable?
Should I start to post normal things here too instead of just “whatever the braincell wants?”
April 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Should I start to post normal things here too instead of just “whatever the braincell wants?”
John Deftones is the owl’s name
April 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
John Deftones is the owl’s name
My last two braincells are fighting in the other room like they’re about to get a divorce and change the course of my life forever
March 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
My last two braincells are fighting in the other room like they’re about to get a divorce and change the course of my life forever
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March 20, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Man, the number of people I would kill over a little packet of those funny little crackers you get complimentary with clam chowder.
March 10, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Man, the number of people I would kill over a little packet of those funny little crackers you get complimentary with clam chowder.
What if, in order to protest people we don’t like, we give them extremely derogatory compliments. “Oh my god, I love how that double chin looks on you, Mr. Musk! How did you get it?”
March 4, 2025 at 6:56 AM
What if, in order to protest people we don’t like, we give them extremely derogatory compliments. “Oh my god, I love how that double chin looks on you, Mr. Musk! How did you get it?”
You do not beat the allegations. I know what you are :)
February 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
You do not beat the allegations. I know what you are :)
I should start a business for otter armpit rocks where I give otters new armpit rocks and, in exchange, they give me deep sea trinkets. Like I just have a thousand otter familiars constantly searching for trinkets so they can buy new and improved rocks.
February 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I should start a business for otter armpit rocks where I give otters new armpit rocks and, in exchange, they give me deep sea trinkets. Like I just have a thousand otter familiars constantly searching for trinkets so they can buy new and improved rocks.
I post here whenever one of my three braincells has an idea. Whether they’re good ideas or not is up to the queer hivemind.
February 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I post here whenever one of my three braincells has an idea. Whether they’re good ideas or not is up to the queer hivemind.
Need a special meat for a special occasion? Head to the meat counter! 🔪
February 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Need a special meat for a special occasion? Head to the meat counter! 🔪
Friends with benefits? You mean I can have a friend AND a 401k??? Where can I sign up?
February 6, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Friends with benefits? You mean I can have a friend AND a 401k??? Where can I sign up?
Due to recent events, I regret to inform you that the cooking industry is now oversaturated, as everyone is now a woman and are flocking to the kitchen.
February 6, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Due to recent events, I regret to inform you that the cooking industry is now oversaturated, as everyone is now a woman and are flocking to the kitchen.
I will find your NSFW account and you can’t stop me
February 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I will find your NSFW account and you can’t stop me
Sir you are a freak of zoid
February 1, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Sir you are a freak of zoid
Hi, losing my mind, I’m dad.
January 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Hi, losing my mind, I’m dad.