It doesn't have to be a book - I'd probably do it on a picture of my grandfather and uncle.

Bro, I'm over 400 pounds with crippling social anxiety, and even I'VE had sex. Nazis are fucking losers!

Yeah, happened to me, too. Weird.

Swear your oath ON the dome.

"Regards So Hot You Gotta Get Skin From Your Ass Cheek Grafted On Your Face,

Kim."

See, I couldn't even do one. Then again, I'm not THE SECRETARY OF HEALTH.

V1 just started it last week - it's a beaut.

Nintendo has what I call "Hyrule Warriors disease". That game - the base game, no DLC, no Definitive Edition, just *the game* - was $60 from the day of release until the WiiU eShop shut down. I would've bought it and every DLC if it were, like, $9.99 base.

Sadly, I ordered one but they cancelled it because they ran out of stock.

What was the first clue, the obsession with women's feet or the joy he gets from shoving the n-word into every script?

THERE ARE IGUANAS STEALING CARS ON TV!!!

I wanna make it clear, I don't care if he goes up against a Donald Trump *clone*, I am not voting for Gavin Newsom.

GREG can hold for an extra hour. Gives him more time to get ripe.

If a Republican CDC says "Eh, you don't have to do this," you probably should fucking do it.

In other words, your Saturday is clear.