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TomWerth
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Involuntary cat warmer.
January 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Safety is woke.

Unless it's a fetus.
May 6, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Breakeven on shorts of his stock are less than a dollar per share, he won't have enough to buy a coffee.
April 2, 2024 at 3:00 AM
We had these years ago at one of the tech companies I worked at... I'll bet they are at least second hand.
March 29, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Run. It's good for the cardio.
March 29, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Is that drinking during the day, or because it is day?
March 29, 2024 at 2:58 PM
I think the Joementum has finally run out.
March 27, 2024 at 11:03 PM
So no more impeachment seems like a starting point.
March 22, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Spectacular.
March 15, 2024 at 5:20 PM
I'm going to... in that am only saying that I am going to and am really not.
March 15, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Great... another platform to platform my platforms platform.
February 21, 2024 at 3:03 PM
If you were a psychopath, you could always fake the dogs death with a photoshopped vet bill then skip town.
February 19, 2024 at 4:24 PM
This is where you wnd up when you scroll down too far.
February 19, 2024 at 4:21 PM
He just votes how Harlan Crow tells him to. There is zero morality involved.
February 16, 2024 at 1:22 PM
..am going to save money by having a succulent and a bird.
January 30, 2024 at 6:08 PM
How many cultures were murdered by the cultures murdered by the Anglos?
January 25, 2024 at 6:10 PM
It's not what he says, it what Fox says he says.
January 24, 2024 at 11:36 AM
Just got tickets to your upcoming Athens show. Can't wait!
January 12, 2024 at 8:33 PM