Papa Smirk
@papasmirk.bsky.social
PaperBagger on that other place.
He/him.
If we're not here to lift each other up, what's the fucking point?
>50yo.
He/him.
If we're not here to lift each other up, what's the fucking point?
>50yo.
Everybody's got something to hide, 'cept for me and my monkey
October 15, 2023 at 8:22 PM
Everybody's got something to hide, 'cept for me and my monkey
And worse sartorial instincts.
October 14, 2023 at 1:44 AM
And worse sartorial instincts.
Nostalgia never actually looks like the thing it purports to remember.
October 13, 2023 at 4:58 AM
Nostalgia never actually looks like the thing it purports to remember.
Well this is adorable
October 12, 2023 at 2:54 PM
Well this is adorable
Does the lovely beast have a name yet? My vote is for Humphrey, irrespective of sex or gender.
October 10, 2023 at 1:11 AM
Does the lovely beast have a name yet? My vote is for Humphrey, irrespective of sex or gender.
Gonna have to quit my adhd meds to get my jaw unclenched, and don't nobody want me to do that.
October 10, 2023 at 12:39 AM
Gonna have to quit my adhd meds to get my jaw unclenched, and don't nobody want me to do that.
Pumpkin spice season looks great on you.
October 10, 2023 at 12:36 AM
Pumpkin spice season looks great on you.
Just don't go crazy trying to hyperfemimize it, because you might end up as a javelina. Although there's nothing inherently wrong with the wee wild peccaries.
October 10, 2023 at 12:35 AM
Just don't go crazy trying to hyperfemimize it, because you might end up as a javelina. Although there's nothing inherently wrong with the wee wild peccaries.
Fair point. I'll say this: Rogue One is a worthy entrant.
I'll leave it at that.
I'll leave it at that.
October 8, 2023 at 8:08 PM
Fair point. I'll say this: Rogue One is a worthy entrant.
I'll leave it at that.
I'll leave it at that.
The absence of Rogue One calls the validity of your ranking into question.
October 8, 2023 at 8:05 PM
The absence of Rogue One calls the validity of your ranking into question.
I have never been less erect.
October 8, 2023 at 8:03 PM
I have never been less erect.
I'll be your friend. I can pass for a normie.
October 8, 2023 at 3:51 PM
I'll be your friend. I can pass for a normie.
The soundtrack is every bit as gorgeous as your model, and your model is truly stellar. Dee is smashing.
October 7, 2023 at 4:10 PM
The soundtrack is every bit as gorgeous as your model, and your model is truly stellar. Dee is smashing.
Done. Hang in there.
October 7, 2023 at 12:42 AM
Done. Hang in there.
I thought that said "tight sweater", and I was, like, every fucking day, bro.
October 6, 2023 at 7:39 PM
I thought that said "tight sweater", and I was, like, every fucking day, bro.
You and me both, buddy. You and me both.
October 6, 2023 at 7:22 PM
You and me both, buddy. You and me both.
Can it be that they don't want it so badly that they're willing to just let Elon default?
October 5, 2023 at 12:03 AM
Can it be that they don't want it so badly that they're willing to just let Elon default?
Pissed away the budget on hurdygurdy strings.
October 4, 2023 at 2:35 PM
Pissed away the budget on hurdygurdy strings.
Pachycephalosaurus enters the chat.
October 3, 2023 at 4:17 PM
Pachycephalosaurus enters the chat.
But for whom doth the tuna melt?
October 3, 2023 at 3:58 PM
But for whom doth the tuna melt?
You would think more dudes would be able to internalize these very simple truths, but evidently not
October 3, 2023 at 3:53 PM
You would think more dudes would be able to internalize these very simple truths, but evidently not
Better get your wizard credentials in order so he has to do the job himself.
October 2, 2023 at 8:51 PM
Better get your wizard credentials in order so he has to do the job himself.