Kash Patel investigates like Pete Hegseth chin-ups.
September 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Kash Patel investigates like Pete Hegseth chin-ups.
All these farmers with voters remorse out here squealing like pigs for weeks now, and so far their orange boy hasn't glanced in their direction. That's gotta hurt.
September 13, 2025 at 4:44 AM
All these farmers with voters remorse out here squealing like pigs for weeks now, and so far their orange boy hasn't glanced in their direction. That's gotta hurt.
Clearly Putin has the Epstein file.
August 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Clearly Putin has the Epstein file.
Taco always caves
August 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Taco always caves
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Got this really cool, ghostly picture by accident the other day in Dillon Beach, CA. It is a Heermann's gull with both it's shadow and reflection.
#birds
#birds
August 8, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Got this really cool, ghostly picture by accident the other day in Dillon Beach, CA. It is a Heermann's gull with both it's shadow and reflection.
#birds
#birds
Man, I'm all about virtue signalling but boycotting Dean Cain's oeurve is too easy to brag about.
(@deancain: "oeuvre" is french for all the media you've shat upon throughout your "career")
(@deancain: "oeuvre" is french for all the media you've shat upon throughout your "career")
August 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Man, I'm all about virtue signalling but boycotting Dean Cain's oeurve is too easy to brag about.
(@deancain: "oeuvre" is french for all the media you've shat upon throughout your "career")
(@deancain: "oeuvre" is french for all the media you've shat upon throughout your "career")
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Today is my birthday (turning 29), which is the only time all year that I ask for a repost 🌿
I hope you get lost in fantasy worlds as much as I do 🔮
I hope you get lost in fantasy worlds as much as I do 🔮
July 31, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Today is my birthday (turning 29), which is the only time all year that I ask for a repost 🌿
I hope you get lost in fantasy worlds as much as I do 🔮
I hope you get lost in fantasy worlds as much as I do 🔮
Pretty sure The Man discounts me as a threat whenever he checks my search history and sees how often I need help reheating a rotisserie chicken.
July 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Pretty sure The Man discounts me as a threat whenever he checks my search history and sees how often I need help reheating a rotisserie chicken.
Yeah, he thought his Iran thing would be all manly and decisive, but (no surprise) it was flaccid and ineffectual. How utterly embarrassing.
June 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Yeah, he thought his Iran thing would be all manly and decisive, but (no surprise) it was flaccid and ineffectual. How utterly embarrassing.
Ultimate burn (with bonus self-burn): I hope your home planet gets hit with a gamma-ray burst.
June 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Ultimate burn (with bonus self-burn): I hope your home planet gets hit with a gamma-ray burst.
Trump and Musk always chicken out.
#muskytaco
#muskytaco
May 31, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Trump and Musk always chicken out.
#muskytaco
#muskytaco
Habemus papsmear!
May 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Habemus papsmear!
Been working at home since March 2020. Returning to the office next week. Happy post-pandemic, fellow drones?
April 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Been working at home since March 2020. Returning to the office next week. Happy post-pandemic, fellow drones?
All this winning is so very fucking expensive
April 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
All this winning is so very fucking expensive
"Beer fest?"
"No, no. Beer FAST. It's like a juice fast, only..."
"I'm in. Glory hallelujah I'm in."
"No, no. Beer FAST. It's like a juice fast, only..."
"I'm in. Glory hallelujah I'm in."
March 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
"Beer fest?"
"No, no. Beer FAST. It's like a juice fast, only..."
"I'm in. Glory hallelujah I'm in."
"No, no. Beer FAST. It's like a juice fast, only..."
"I'm in. Glory hallelujah I'm in."
He's gonna give Alaska back.
a man in a suit and tie sits next to a man in a suit and tie
ALT: a man in a suit and tie sits next to a man in a suit and tie
media.tenor.com
March 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
He's gonna give Alaska back.
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Reminder: Amazon Blackout—starting tomorrow.
Amazon ❌, Whole Foods ❌ off the to-do list!
Amazon ❌, Whole Foods ❌ off the to-do list!
March 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Reminder: Amazon Blackout—starting tomorrow.
Amazon ❌, Whole Foods ❌ off the to-do list!
Amazon ❌, Whole Foods ❌ off the to-do list!
So much winning (the sequel)
a man with long hair is sitting in front of a sign that says `` i got a three-point plan to fix everything . ``
ALT: a man with long hair is sitting in front of a sign that says `` i got a three-point plan to fix everything . ``
media.tenor.com
March 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
So much winning (the sequel)
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Nobody should be surprised that our Secretary of State is a pathetic, weak, cowardly piece of shit.
February 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Nobody should be surprised that our Secretary of State is a pathetic, weak, cowardly piece of shit.
It hurts like hell but it's therapeutic to say:
Our president is a Russian asset.
Our president is a Russian asset.
March 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
It hurts like hell but it's therapeutic to say:
Our president is a Russian asset.
Our president is a Russian asset.
Disgusting Oval Office display today from Trump and Vance, the bully and the blowhard. Wouldn't it be great to see them so domineering towards our enemies instead of an ally with his back against the wall? Shame on this joke of an administration, and Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
February 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Disgusting Oval Office display today from Trump and Vance, the bully and the blowhard. Wouldn't it be great to see them so domineering towards our enemies instead of an ally with his back against the wall? Shame on this joke of an administration, and Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
Welps, looks like it's almost time once again for grown men to put on red dresses and fuck around with smoke signals. What a sexy diversion!
February 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Welps, looks like it's almost time once again for grown men to put on red dresses and fuck around with smoke signals. What a sexy diversion!
Found this late spring 2020. Still under lockdown. Only one I've ever found. I thought this meant everything was going to be A-okay.
February 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Found this late spring 2020. Still under lockdown. Only one I've ever found. I thought this meant everything was going to be A-okay.
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Real shocker here. The 25 year old rooting around in the code of the US government's payment system likes to post things like "Normalize Indian hate."
www.wsj.com/tech/doge-st...
www.wsj.com/tech/doge-st...
Exclusive | DOGE Staffer Resigns Over Racist Posts
A staffer for Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency, whose access to Treasury payment systems was approved by a judge, has links to a deleted social-media account that advocated for racism a...
www.wsj.com
February 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Real shocker here. The 25 year old rooting around in the code of the US government's payment system likes to post things like "Normalize Indian hate."
www.wsj.com/tech/doge-st...
www.wsj.com/tech/doge-st...
Taking up rock tumbling in your fifties means there's a forty year gap between the times you get to invite folks to check out a very cool rock.
February 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Taking up rock tumbling in your fifties means there's a forty year gap between the times you get to invite folks to check out a very cool rock.