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Xmas season is approaching and soon people are gonna be doing that "Rudolph had antlers so she must have been a girl lol" thing, and it has never stopped annoying me.

Ok, kids, gather around. Reindeer physiology isn't all that simple. Yes it is true that bulls drop antlers and does keep them...
It's -24c with blasting winds, and I had to go to the shops! 😨

It was amazingly nice though. My new parka kept me so warm that I even sweated a little bit... It only cost me 50 euros! A good coat and good value for my money. Excellent for a lovely evening stroll in the South Pole 😄
January 9, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Happy New Year!! (terms and conditions will apply when you least expect it...)

I'm very resolute but not about anything specific. I've found that to be the best way.
January 1, 2026 at 7:51 AM
A dream! I had a pepper grinder that made me travel in time... But each grind would only take me 15 minutes back or forth, so I had to grind like a lunatic just for one day.

Waking up, I realized the joke. My subconsciousness is a total clown 🙄 #Grindset
December 27, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Pope Leo seemed a bit nervous during his first Christmas Mass but who can blame him. I'd be a bit jittery too if I was performing live to over a billion people. That's more than 2 billion eyes, all staring at you 👀

It all went well though. 😊
December 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Some books become seasonal for no reason.

- Truman Capote only between January and March

- Decamerone is strictly for springtime

- Septembers are dedicated to Sherlock Holmes

- John le Carré's Night Manager is a Christmas book

There is no logic in this 😁📚
December 23, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Winter Solstice. The ultimate darkness. Just a couple of miserable hours of daylight, dimmed by thick grey clouds. But tomorrow we start heading towards the light again.

I love you, sun! I miss you! I hope to see you soon ☀️💝
December 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Just noticed that was my first finnish post and now I wonder why.

Even tho I master finnish better than the average joe I still use english on internet. And (sorry!) I can't help but notice that I master english better than average joe too.

Not that it matters though. A lot of things don't matter.
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Ukki kuoli kun isä oli vielä liian pieni edes tajuamaan sitä, ja koko elämänsä hän on keskittynyt tutkimaan sitä miten hän menetti isänsä. Mutta en voi olla ajattelematta että ukki ei erityisemmin arvostaisi sitä. Itse ainakin haluaisin tulla muistetuksi siitä kuinka elin enkä siitä kuinka kuolin.
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
This is a good time to list severely underrated actors that need more appreciation

- Xander Berkeley
- David Dencik
- Timothy Spall
- Ronald Möller
- Samuli Jaskio

Ok you might argue that Spall is already very much appreciated. But - and I genuinely and firmly believe this- he should have more!!
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
It's my grandfather's 111th birthday. (he's not here to see it, obviously) My father insisted we have a toast with the strongest alcohol I've ever come across.

I'm hearing colors. Send help.
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I searched #Brexit as the 10 year anniversary is only 6 months away, wondering if anyone is even talking about it anymore lol...

Ok you guys are still whining 🙄

Look, you CHOSE to believe the Brexit Bus. All info was available, and you chose leave. You chose. It's been 10 years, move on already 🙄
November 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Hang on, hang on... @nicksterj.bsky.social is it your birthday? And you never said!

Happy birth!! 🥳🥂
a cat wearing a party hat is looking at a birthday cake
ALT: a cat wearing a party hat is looking at a birthday cake
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November 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Day 1 of snow: How lovely, this is just the thing, look at those pretty flakes dancing! 😊

Day 3 of snow: Ok that's enough of that, I'd very much like the summer back now, if you don't mind 😐

But not until next April... I know I can make it, but I won't like it!
November 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Today I learned that there are people, lovely well-meaning people, who think that Madonna's Like A Prayer is about praying. They even go as far as singing it in churches

Oh sweetie... We need to sit down, have a nice cup of tea, and then I'll tell you something that you might not be ready to hear
November 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Xmas season is approaching and soon people are gonna be doing that "Rudolph had antlers so she must have been a girl lol" thing, and it has never stopped annoying me.

Ok, kids, gather around. Reindeer physiology isn't all that simple. Yes it is true that bulls drop antlers and does keep them...
November 16, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I love and hate the fact that we are used to seeing this.

It's a view of another planet. Another planet! We're sitting in our cozy little homes on Earth and seeing what it's like on Mars. We've never been able to do this before in the entire human history. We shouldn't get jaded, this IS a big deal
A martian peak - Curiosity, sol 3188 - From Thomas Appéré (thomasappere.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/2mdVFLB
November 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a GIF

(More like 70 times... When I was a kid, I had it on video and I just couldn't get enough of it. I bet my parents were very confused 😂)
November 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I've had a project for over a month now.

I'm making an apple and a pear out of papier-mache.

I'm in no hurry whatsoever. Maybe I'll finish them this year, maybe I won't.

It's fun. I like fun. We should all have fun 😊🍎🍐
November 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
A vampire that isn’t Dracula.

(Unless he counts as a wizard, of course 🙃)
October 29, 2025 at 11:56 AM
What's the weirdest thing I think I've ever done?

I searched how to send mail to prisoners coz I watched a documentary about a crime & I wanted to tell a prisoner how much he sucked. I mean,he's is such a waste of dna that it's just ridiculous.

I never did send it but I still think I should have.
October 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Yeah I'm fucking drunk.

Ask me anything though, and I'll probably answer 😅
October 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Actually i'll do a declaration.

Hear me, Walking Dead fans! If/when zombie apocalypse happens. you will never be Rick or Michonne or any of the heroes.

You will be Gregory. You will only look after yourself and betray anyone just for a couple of more seconds of life. And you know it.

YOU KNOW IT!
October 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Ok hear me out:

David Dencik is amazing. He really is. I've never seen him do a bad performance and I've seen him in a ton of things. But you don't have to take my word for it, go and watch his stuff yourself

Please, do go watch this stuff! I'm dying to talk to someone about Men And Chicken 😅🐔🐶🐭🐮🦉
October 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
What's it like inside my head?

(if you can tell who that is without googling, you will win my undying 🤩)
October 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Yeah... I knew this would happen. I can't keep the cork shut.

This is what happens when you give a drink to someone who shouldn't have one. Stopping is so fucking difficult that I don't even know when I have the ability to try again.

At least I still feel the shame, I suppose that's something.
October 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM