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· Feb 14
All I want to do is sit on my ass and fart and think of Dante.
—Samuel Beckett
—Samuel Beckett
practicing Byronic alienation
December 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
practicing Byronic alienation
It's very funny to imagine someone's last words being their catchphrase
December 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
It's very funny to imagine someone's last words being their catchphrase
The best record of the year is Eliana Glass's "E" and it seems a lot of people don't know
December 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The best record of the year is Eliana Glass's "E" and it seems a lot of people don't know
Heckler: "That's not a joke, its just a portmanteau!"
December 11, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Heckler: "That's not a joke, its just a portmanteau!"
Told my wife I've been checking out these "Adult Models online" and I was talking about little wooden puzzles
December 10, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Told my wife I've been checking out these "Adult Models online" and I was talking about little wooden puzzles
Dudes used to look like Kenny vs. Spenny
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Dudes used to look like Kenny vs. Spenny
Just found out Ari Marcopoulos is almost 70
November 16, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Just found out Ari Marcopoulos is almost 70
lol New Albany is hosting James Carville vs. Reince Priebus
November 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
lol New Albany is hosting James Carville vs. Reince Priebus
Where my Sulphites at
October 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Where my Sulphites at
Gonna bring back calling people Bromides
October 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Gonna bring back calling people Bromides
Lope de Vega deathbed meme for no one
October 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Lope de Vega deathbed meme for no one
When I save a funny lil internet thing on my phone I always try to name the file in such a way that it's possible to search for & find it later but also doesn't give away the punchline so that if I have since forgotten I can still be surprised and enjoy the funny lil internet thing once again
October 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
When I save a funny lil internet thing on my phone I always try to name the file in such a way that it's possible to search for & find it later but also doesn't give away the punchline so that if I have since forgotten I can still be surprised and enjoy the funny lil internet thing once again
Obsessed with Kanye explaining what a PDF is "for anyone who doesn't know"
April 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Obsessed with Kanye explaining what a PDF is "for anyone who doesn't know"
Shocked to see CCH Pounder is not a professional wrestler
March 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Shocked to see CCH Pounder is not a professional wrestler
My wife is always saying "please don't show me anymore internet," but I can't just let her miss all this wacky stuff
March 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
My wife is always saying "please don't show me anymore internet," but I can't just let her miss all this wacky stuff
"Potato is a boy's name"
February 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
"Potato is a boy's name"
All I want to do is sit on my ass and fart and think of Dante.
—Samuel Beckett
—Samuel Beckett
February 14, 2025 at 4:42 AM
All I want to do is sit on my ass and fart and think of Dante.
—Samuel Beckett
—Samuel Beckett
Shaboozey gotta be the most obvious psyop in a while
February 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Shaboozey gotta be the most obvious psyop in a while
Everything is shit right now but I'm on my fourth spin of the Moor Mother & SUMAC record that's dropping in April and it is truly incredible material - powerful, moving, & thrilling art for "these times" / all times. Moor Mother is honestly just on an unstoppable run. What a body of work.
February 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Everything is shit right now but I'm on my fourth spin of the Moor Mother & SUMAC record that's dropping in April and it is truly incredible material - powerful, moving, & thrilling art for "these times" / all times. Moor Mother is honestly just on an unstoppable run. What a body of work.
Philip Guston, Kettle, 1978
January 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Philip Guston, Kettle, 1978
Toddler heard me watching TV after she went to bed and asked my wife "What's Daddy watching, some miserable movie about dogs?" It was Jeopardy.
January 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Toddler heard me watching TV after she went to bed and asked my wife "What's Daddy watching, some miserable movie about dogs?" It was Jeopardy.
Today is December 1,493rd 2020
January 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Today is December 1,493rd 2020
I (36M) have treatment-resistant depression and my wife (34F) called me Eeyore for criticizing Squid Game S2. Now I'm gonna KMS. AITA?
December 28, 2024 at 3:22 AM
I (36M) have treatment-resistant depression and my wife (34F) called me Eeyore for criticizing Squid Game S2. Now I'm gonna KMS. AITA?
Normie Report: Asked my sister what she and her BF think about Luigi and not only did she have no idea who I was talking about she literally hadn't even heard of the assassination. She works in a pharmacy.
December 27, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Normie Report: Asked my sister what she and her BF think about Luigi and not only did she have no idea who I was talking about she literally hadn't even heard of the assassination. She works in a pharmacy.
Starting a GoFundMe to cover rent for my place in the Dark Forest of the Internet (monthly Patreon fee for private Discord access)
December 22, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Starting a GoFundMe to cover rent for my place in the Dark Forest of the Internet (monthly Patreon fee for private Discord access)