Paradicelost
@paradicelost.bsky.social
Majored in tequila. Have lived in Austin since 1983. We once had a democratic woman governor. We will again.
I would pay attention to this but I’m mesmerized by Tulip.
December 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I would pay attention to this but I’m mesmerized by Tulip.
Hey Don Jr., starting getting those hunting rifles ready!
December 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Hey Don Jr., starting getting those hunting rifles ready!
Especially the government contracts that pay fElon hundreds of millions of dollars.
December 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Especially the government contracts that pay fElon hundreds of millions of dollars.
Okay, who hacked Bill Ackman’s twitter account?
December 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Okay, who hacked Bill Ackman’s twitter account?
Right. The real experts in fleecing America are the billionaires who made their money on roads, phones, internet, transportation, and port infrastructures paid for by American taxpayers. And they specialize in not being American taxpayers.
December 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Right. The real experts in fleecing America are the billionaires who made their money on roads, phones, internet, transportation, and port infrastructures paid for by American taxpayers. And they specialize in not being American taxpayers.
Are you sure they’re all from him? I think Stephen Miller has access and is doing some of the shitposting himself.
December 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Are you sure they’re all from him? I think Stephen Miller has access and is doing some of the shitposting himself.
Yeah, we’ll keep that in mind, Just Deterrence.
December 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Yeah, we’ll keep that in mind, Just Deterrence.
Somehow this guy lives for hate. Hate is the juice he runs on. He actively trolls for hate. How all this is helpful to Trump, I have no idea.
December 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Somehow this guy lives for hate. Hate is the juice he runs on. He actively trolls for hate. How all this is helpful to Trump, I have no idea.
You have an excellent system for investing your time wisely. My special talent is wasting mine lavishly. Not everyone can be us.
December 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
You have an excellent system for investing your time wisely. My special talent is wasting mine lavishly. Not everyone can be us.
Needless to say, I didn’t get what I wanted for Christmas so I’m lashing out just a bit. Dementia Donny is still breathing. Maybe for Passover? Pretty please with a matzoh ball on top?
December 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Needless to say, I didn’t get what I wanted for Christmas so I’m lashing out just a bit. Dementia Donny is still breathing. Maybe for Passover? Pretty please with a matzoh ball on top?
They mean “qualifies for the grift offer”.
December 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
They mean “qualifies for the grift offer”.
My parents would have called her a “noodge”. That would have said it all.
December 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
My parents would have called her a “noodge”. That would have said it all.
Kidnapping AND petty theft? There are Nazis and then there are pig ignorant white racist self-centered blowholes who probably rape their sisters who can’t outrun them.
December 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Kidnapping AND petty theft? There are Nazis and then there are pig ignorant white racist self-centered blowholes who probably rape their sisters who can’t outrun them.
Maybe there was so little to circumcise the mohel left Stephen/Stephanie with a clitoris. Is that where all this transgender hatred comes from?
December 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Maybe there was so little to circumcise the mohel left Stephen/Stephanie with a clitoris. Is that where all this transgender hatred comes from?
Because this is what actual Nobel Prize winners do.
December 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Because this is what actual Nobel Prize winners do.
I’m guessing he didn’t get what he wanted for Christmas.
December 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I’m guessing he didn’t get what he wanted for Christmas.
Well Joe, in 20 years you’ll be dead and roasting slowly over an open fire, watching all your guests doing the same. The devil does like his little torments.
December 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Well Joe, in 20 years you’ll be dead and roasting slowly over an open fire, watching all your guests doing the same. The devil does like his little torments.
This meltdown must be so reassuring to Republicans in swing districts.
December 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
This meltdown must be so reassuring to Republicans in swing districts.
Keep up the Epstein pressure, the trolling, the South Park viewership, the public adoration of Colbert and Kimmel, keep tanking those polling numbers, keep swinging those swing districts; and he’ll stroke out during a Cabinet ass-kissing event. Even Melania will be relieved.
December 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Keep up the Epstein pressure, the trolling, the South Park viewership, the public adoration of Colbert and Kimmel, keep tanking those polling numbers, keep swinging those swing districts; and he’ll stroke out during a Cabinet ass-kissing event. Even Melania will be relieved.
Deport that brown anchor baby and his Cuban parents. A technicality is no guarantee of citizenship.
December 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Deport that brown anchor baby and his Cuban parents. A technicality is no guarantee of citizenship.
Interesting scenarios. Who will be the first “Judas”? Who will defy him three times? Who will neutralize the two sons? (Touch of “Richard III” there.) Serial IKEA Abuser has to invoke Section 4 with a majority of the cabinet. What will THAT cost Peter Thiel? A fiefdom for the Thiefdom? Hmm.
December 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Interesting scenarios. Who will be the first “Judas”? Who will defy him three times? Who will neutralize the two sons? (Touch of “Richard III” there.) Serial IKEA Abuser has to invoke Section 4 with a majority of the cabinet. What will THAT cost Peter Thiel? A fiefdom for the Thiefdom? Hmm.
They’ll hide in their bunkers. Let’s make sure we weld the doors shut.
December 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
They’ll hide in their bunkers. Let’s make sure we weld the doors shut.