Mike
paradoxicalmike.bsky.social
Mike
@paradoxicalmike.bsky.social
Oh, hey! 💍
I was just minding my business and got hit 😭
December 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
🫨🫨🫨 not you dragged me by my wig!
December 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I’m so sorry 🥺🫂🫂🫂🫂. I know how much energy HR can zap from you, but I hope that’s you can get some relief 🥺🫂🫂
December 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
😮‍💨
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Same!
December 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Happy December! 💙
December 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Happy Belated Birthday!
December 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
You can watch (join in for a few strokes) 🤭
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Thankful my husband will knock it out the frame whenever that feeling hits me 🤭🤭🤭🤭
November 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
You rang for me? 🤭
November 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Cause you know it smells good af. I know it does.
October 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Damn!
October 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Stacked, fren! 🔥🔥
October 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
🤫
October 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I already posted! I guess I gotta post a lil video.
October 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
My bad. 😔
October 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Thank you ☺️
October 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Ok 🤫
October 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Today’s chair.🪑
October 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Happy Birthday!!
October 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM