ParaMusic
@paramusic.bsky.social
General musings about emergency medicine and music production, from the frigid tundra of Northern Canada.
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ParaMusic
@paramusic.bsky.social
· Dec 20
*Getting into the front of the ambulance with my work partner in the passenger seat*
I have a song stuck in my head, and now it's our problem
I have a song stuck in my head, and now it's our problem
Ya we do metal covers of Flock of SeaGulls, we're called Block of Knives
....
We opened for the wizard punk band Mage Agaist the Machinery
... when's your next show?
....
We opened for the wizard punk band Mage Agaist the Machinery
... when's your next show?
January 24, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Ya we do metal covers of Flock of SeaGulls, we're called Block of Knives
....
We opened for the wizard punk band Mage Agaist the Machinery
... when's your next show?
....
We opened for the wizard punk band Mage Agaist the Machinery
... when's your next show?
Hmmm, if I buy an ice cream maker it's equivalent to 14 cartons of ice cream...I just don't know if it'll be worth it
(a person who literally eats over 100 gallons of ice cream in a year)
(a person who literally eats over 100 gallons of ice cream in a year)
January 24, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Hmmm, if I buy an ice cream maker it's equivalent to 14 cartons of ice cream...I just don't know if it'll be worth it
(a person who literally eats over 100 gallons of ice cream in a year)
(a person who literally eats over 100 gallons of ice cream in a year)
"Welcome to my dojo!"
The Sensei on my first day of Karate
The Sensei on my first day of Karate
January 24, 2026 at 7:32 AM
"Welcome to my dojo!"
The Sensei on my first day of Karate
The Sensei on my first day of Karate
That patient was eating from the 5 food groups
The 5 food groups:
1) Emotional crisis
2)Existential crisis
3)Medical crisis
4)Acute trauma
5)Bad taste in music
The 5 food groups:
1) Emotional crisis
2)Existential crisis
3)Medical crisis
4)Acute trauma
5)Bad taste in music
January 24, 2026 at 7:28 AM
That patient was eating from the 5 food groups
The 5 food groups:
1) Emotional crisis
2)Existential crisis
3)Medical crisis
4)Acute trauma
5)Bad taste in music
The 5 food groups:
1) Emotional crisis
2)Existential crisis
3)Medical crisis
4)Acute trauma
5)Bad taste in music
Wizard: I cast pod; pod-cast!!
(To crew) Quickly, we only have an hour and a half until their emerge from their niche topic haze
(To crew) Quickly, we only have an hour and a half until their emerge from their niche topic haze
January 23, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Wizard: I cast pod; pod-cast!!
(To crew) Quickly, we only have an hour and a half until their emerge from their niche topic haze
(To crew) Quickly, we only have an hour and a half until their emerge from their niche topic haze
Me: AI can never fully capture he human spirit
Me after texting this string of emojis:
Yasss! 💯🫶🔥✊️😊
Me after texting this string of emojis:
Yasss! 💯🫶🔥✊️😊
January 23, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Me: AI can never fully capture he human spirit
Me after texting this string of emojis:
Yasss! 💯🫶🔥✊️😊
Me after texting this string of emojis:
Yasss! 💯🫶🔥✊️😊
Holy macaroni!
(Due to budget cuts)
Has been replaced by:
*drumroll*
Goshdarn gruel
*a repoman comes in and repos the drum*
(Due to budget cuts)
Has been replaced by:
*drumroll*
Goshdarn gruel
*a repoman comes in and repos the drum*
January 14, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Holy macaroni!
(Due to budget cuts)
Has been replaced by:
*drumroll*
Goshdarn gruel
*a repoman comes in and repos the drum*
(Due to budget cuts)
Has been replaced by:
*drumroll*
Goshdarn gruel
*a repoman comes in and repos the drum*
More like a-crew-stic guitar, because of all the picks you accrue....
January 14, 2026 at 1:25 AM
More like a-crew-stic guitar, because of all the picks you accrue....
Try to figure out if I'm psychic by calling out the color of Starbursts before I take them out of the bag. I've been right 28 times in a row. I've said red every time. My friends are crying and begging me to stop. Oh no, the party is ruined. Someone pull out a pack of tarot cards and save us all
January 14, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Try to figure out if I'm psychic by calling out the color of Starbursts before I take them out of the bag. I've been right 28 times in a row. I've said red every time. My friends are crying and begging me to stop. Oh no, the party is ruined. Someone pull out a pack of tarot cards and save us all
If I had to choose a superpower, as a medic, I'd have to say the ability to heal... like what I already do but magically
January 10, 2026 at 9:22 AM
If I had to choose a superpower, as a medic, I'd have to say the ability to heal... like what I already do but magically
My white noise machine is set to frying bologna
January 10, 2026 at 9:08 AM
My white noise machine is set to frying bologna
New Year and the word of the day is Sporadically
As in, I'm going to sporadically use my word of the day calendar
As in, I'm going to sporadically use my word of the day calendar
January 1, 2026 at 10:37 PM
New Year and the word of the day is Sporadically
As in, I'm going to sporadically use my word of the day calendar
As in, I'm going to sporadically use my word of the day calendar
I got too heated watching "Is it Cake" and was asked to step out of the watching party to cool down, so I guess yes, I am a *goofy air quotes* bad boy
January 1, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I got too heated watching "Is it Cake" and was asked to step out of the watching party to cool down, so I guess yes, I am a *goofy air quotes* bad boy
Is soup the answer?
-my first guess to any riddle and life
-my first guess to any riddle and life
December 27, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Is soup the answer?
-my first guess to any riddle and life
-my first guess to any riddle and life
I unsubscribed from LinkedIn and they told me I was LinkedOut
December 27, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I unsubscribed from LinkedIn and they told me I was LinkedOut
"I get a tattoo every time I'm sad"
"But you don't have any tattoos"
😎
"But you don't have any tattoos"
😎
December 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
"I get a tattoo every time I'm sad"
"But you don't have any tattoos"
😎
"But you don't have any tattoos"
😎
🎶 All I want for Christmas, is FOOD!
December 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
🎶 All I want for Christmas, is FOOD!
When I was a kid I was sick in bed, and I asked the babysitter to tell me the plot of episodes of star trek b/c I was too sick to do anything but lay in bed
When I was finally feeling better later in the day, I was able to watch the movie he brought: The Princess Bride
This is a true story, lol
When I was finally feeling better later in the day, I was able to watch the movie he brought: The Princess Bride
This is a true story, lol
December 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
When I was a kid I was sick in bed, and I asked the babysitter to tell me the plot of episodes of star trek b/c I was too sick to do anything but lay in bed
When I was finally feeling better later in the day, I was able to watch the movie he brought: The Princess Bride
This is a true story, lol
When I was finally feeling better later in the day, I was able to watch the movie he brought: The Princess Bride
This is a true story, lol
My reaction to this site most of the time:
Weird...love it
Weird...love it
December 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
My reaction to this site most of the time:
Weird...love it
Weird...love it
What is your dream jeopardy board?
6 Catagories. 30 questions
What subjects would you clean up???
6 Catagories. 30 questions
What subjects would you clean up???
December 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
What is your dream jeopardy board?
6 Catagories. 30 questions
What subjects would you clean up???
6 Catagories. 30 questions
What subjects would you clean up???
Saying you're a paramedic at a party
"I work in Healthcare"
Vague, hoping there won't be follow-up questions
"I work as a paramedic"
Technical, expecting follow-up with prepared statements
"I'm a paramedic"
Self-assured, damn you look good tonight
"I have seen 100 deaths"
Let's play some D&D!
"I work in Healthcare"
Vague, hoping there won't be follow-up questions
"I work as a paramedic"
Technical, expecting follow-up with prepared statements
"I'm a paramedic"
Self-assured, damn you look good tonight
"I have seen 100 deaths"
Let's play some D&D!
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Saying you're a paramedic at a party
"I work in Healthcare"
Vague, hoping there won't be follow-up questions
"I work as a paramedic"
Technical, expecting follow-up with prepared statements
"I'm a paramedic"
Self-assured, damn you look good tonight
"I have seen 100 deaths"
Let's play some D&D!
"I work in Healthcare"
Vague, hoping there won't be follow-up questions
"I work as a paramedic"
Technical, expecting follow-up with prepared statements
"I'm a paramedic"
Self-assured, damn you look good tonight
"I have seen 100 deaths"
Let's play some D&D!
Fiction: the characters aren't real but the emotions definitely are
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Fiction: the characters aren't real but the emotions definitely are
I like holidays with food which happen to be a lot of them
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I like holidays with food which happen to be a lot of them
If Homer Simpson has taught me anything, it's to enjoy d'oh nuts
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 AM
If Homer Simpson has taught me anything, it's to enjoy d'oh nuts
Poké bowl!! Gotta catch'em all!
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Poké bowl!! Gotta catch'em all!