🎤🎥🖌Paraphraze
@paraphraze615.bsky.social
Some people say I'm crazy. But if you listen to them, then YOU'RE crazy.
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"Merry Christmas to all and to all, shut the hell up." - Peter Griffin
December 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
"Merry Christmas to all and to all, shut the hell up." - Peter Griffin
If it ain't one thing, it's another. These people at the leasing office are working my last nerve...
December 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
If it ain't one thing, it's another. These people at the leasing office are working my last nerve...
What is it with Jeep owners and rubber duckies...?
December 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM
What is it with Jeep owners and rubber duckies...?
Question of the day: What's the difference between judgement and accountability?
November 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Question of the day: What's the difference between judgement and accountability?
When kwn said, "Want you to just turn up my fader and boost my base. / Forget this seating arrangement. Just use my face."
a woman in a school uniform is sitting at a table with her hands in the air and saying preach .
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November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
When kwn said, "Want you to just turn up my fader and boost my base. / Forget this seating arrangement. Just use my face."
Y'all ever notice how the women who act like they're too good to eat at certain restaurants on a first date always be basic as fuck?
November 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Y'all ever notice how the women who act like they're too good to eat at certain restaurants on a first date always be basic as fuck?
Remember, remember the 5th of November. The gunpowder treason and plot. / I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot...
November 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Remember, remember the 5th of November. The gunpowder treason and plot. / I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot...
The Blue Jays losing the World Series to the Dodgers after Aubrey lost his lawsuit and rap beef against Kendrick is chef's kiss.
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November 2, 2025 at 7:12 AM
The Blue Jays losing the World Series to the Dodgers after Aubrey lost his lawsuit and rap beef against Kendrick is chef's kiss.
I bet if Bushwick Bill was still alive, him, Scarface, and Willie D would be out robbing little kids for bags right now...
a black and white photo of a man carrying a bag with the word dklad on the bottom right
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October 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I bet if Bushwick Bill was still alive, him, Scarface, and Willie D would be out robbing little kids for bags right now...
Damn. R.I.P. D'Angelo.
October 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Damn. R.I.P. D'Angelo.
Yo... I just realized that when SpongeBob and Patrick were playing Eels And Escalators, Patrick was using trick dice the whole time... 🤯🤯🤯🤯
October 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Yo... I just realized that when SpongeBob and Patrick were playing Eels And Escalators, Patrick was using trick dice the whole time... 🤯🤯🤯🤯
Nicki Minaj really has nothing better to do. First she came for SZA. Now she coming for Cardi. Get somewhere and sit down...
October 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Nicki Minaj really has nothing better to do. First she came for SZA. Now she coming for Cardi. Get somewhere and sit down...
Please tell me what they're saying about Assata Shakur isn't true...
September 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Please tell me what they're saying about Assata Shakur isn't true...
"Aye, you wanna know what sounds really scary nigga? I was at a mental health summit. And this mothafucka gon' say 'I didn't know mental illnesses existed in black America!' WHAT?!" - King Iso
September 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"Aye, you wanna know what sounds really scary nigga? I was at a mental health summit. And this mothafucka gon' say 'I didn't know mental illnesses existed in black America!' WHAT?!" - King Iso
In a weird way, I low-key wish I had never found out Sabrina Claudio is racist. I just know I'm missing out on a lot of fire music behind that...
September 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
In a weird way, I low-key wish I had never found out Sabrina Claudio is racist. I just know I'm missing out on a lot of fire music behind that...
Young Thug salty over Kendrick not giving him a feature? Nigga, yo music is hot garbage! Why would he wanna get on a track with you?
September 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Young Thug salty over Kendrick not giving him a feature? Nigga, yo music is hot garbage! Why would he wanna get on a track with you?
These bitch ass niggas at my job gon' make me catch a case...
August 16, 2025 at 12:33 PM
These bitch ass niggas at my job gon' make me catch a case...
"Granny ended up leaving me. Still mad about it. / Shoulda spent a little more time and I feel bad about it. / Cause she believed in me. I can't explain how much that mean to me. / I still don't see the attributes that lady seen in me." - Mozzy
August 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
"Granny ended up leaving me. Still mad about it. / Shoulda spent a little more time and I feel bad about it. / Cause she believed in me. I can't explain how much that mean to me. / I still don't see the attributes that lady seen in me." - Mozzy
The lingo this younger generation be using gets on my nerves. Like, why are you calling me "twin?" We are not brothers and I don't look nothing like you. Stop it.
August 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The lingo this younger generation be using gets on my nerves. Like, why are you calling me "twin?" We are not brothers and I don't look nothing like you. Stop it.
Even though I don't rock with Snoop no more, I gotta hand it to him. He does have an ear for R&B. Because the music that October London and Jane Handcock have given us is amazing...
August 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Even though I don't rock with Snoop no more, I gotta hand it to him. He does have an ear for R&B. Because the music that October London and Jane Handcock have given us is amazing...
Nah, because why was SpongeBob able to drive a boulder with no issue but he can't drive a boat...?
July 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Nah, because why was SpongeBob able to drive a boulder with no issue but he can't drive a boat...?
Well, I've successfully managed to stay fuckgirl free for 4 years straight... 🥳🥳🥳🥳
July 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Well, I've successfully managed to stay fuckgirl free for 4 years straight... 🥳🥳🥳🥳
Nicki Minaj better leave my future wife and her freckles the fuck alone. She needs to worry about why her butt implants are deflated...
July 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Nicki Minaj better leave my future wife and her freckles the fuck alone. She needs to worry about why her butt implants are deflated...
Bruh... not Malcolm Jamal Warner.
July 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Bruh... not Malcolm Jamal Warner.