that database isn’t making the cost of groceries any cheaper Mr President

That’s really unfair, Bill. It takes a while to report on these issues in a way you can personally monetize without risking access.

It was pretty somber!

I had one where the world was ending and players had to stop some dude named Eden Marks before he launched himself to Mars. They had to ascend his megatower and kill off his memetic guard, horrible acolytes who had modified their bodies to resemble epic memes.

More of “you’re stuck here with us.”

first off ICE isn’t even from the gestapo region,

This is sort of a secondary disappointment in all this. I feel terrible for the artists who haven’t been able to collect on what they are owed—but I don’t need to believe that Jay is some scheming manipulator in order to arrive at that conclusion, nor is that a conclusion of the reported piece.

I’m not just downplaying it, I’m completely disregarding it! Doesn’t change a thing, sorry.

bald cap most likely