Pariah Jones
@pariahjones.bsky.social
The Devil you know and Don’t Not Like
crypto store customer: i’d like to buy $2000 in crypto please
seller: that’s $2000 plus fed & state tax plus extra fees, would you like a bag
“yes pl- wait where’s my crypto“
seller: can’t see it, it’s virtual
“oh yeah hahaha better double bag it“
*pays extra bag fee*
seller: that’s $2000 plus fed & state tax plus extra fees, would you like a bag
“yes pl- wait where’s my crypto“
seller: can’t see it, it’s virtual
“oh yeah hahaha better double bag it“
*pays extra bag fee*
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 AM
crypto store customer: i’d like to buy $2000 in crypto please
seller: that’s $2000 plus fed & state tax plus extra fees, would you like a bag
“yes pl- wait where’s my crypto“
seller: can’t see it, it’s virtual
“oh yeah hahaha better double bag it“
*pays extra bag fee*
seller: that’s $2000 plus fed & state tax plus extra fees, would you like a bag
“yes pl- wait where’s my crypto“
seller: can’t see it, it’s virtual
“oh yeah hahaha better double bag it“
*pays extra bag fee*
Resident perspective visitor-friendly map of the state of Massachusetts
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Resident perspective visitor-friendly map of the state of Massachusetts
he takes good care of me
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
he takes good care of me
”BETT•TY” (I can hear it.)
November 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
”BETT•TY” (I can hear it.)
@monaeltahawy.bsky.social
Happy birthday some more, in case you didn’t get enough!
(meant to say that earlier.)
Happy birthday some more, in case you didn’t get enough!
(meant to say that earlier.)
October 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
@monaeltahawy.bsky.social
Happy birthday some more, in case you didn’t get enough!
(meant to say that earlier.)
Happy birthday some more, in case you didn’t get enough!
(meant to say that earlier.)
#BandcampFriday time, as usual my favorite track is nobody’s. Boo.
Oh well, track 4. Full length next year
bluefxrecords.bandcamp.com/album/pariah...
Oh well, track 4. Full length next year
bluefxrecords.bandcamp.com/album/pariah...
Pariah Jones - The Littlest Stag In The Forest Does The Best Magic, by Blue Fx Recording Artists
5 track album
bluefxrecords.bandcamp.com
October 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
#BandcampFriday time, as usual my favorite track is nobody’s. Boo.
Oh well, track 4. Full length next year
bluefxrecords.bandcamp.com/album/pariah...
Oh well, track 4. Full length next year
bluefxrecords.bandcamp.com/album/pariah...
Ok dumb time’s over, I’m playing the autism parent and the got an undergrad degree in psychology when the literature was trending via high rates cards:
IT’S. FUCKING. GENETIC.
okay cool now someone fire this moron.
IT’S. FUCKING. GENETIC.
okay cool now someone fire this moron.
September 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Ok dumb time’s over, I’m playing the autism parent and the got an undergrad degree in psychology when the literature was trending via high rates cards:
IT’S. FUCKING. GENETIC.
okay cool now someone fire this moron.
IT’S. FUCKING. GENETIC.
okay cool now someone fire this moron.
#BandCampFriday again, but as always, listening costs nothing and it’s way more rewarding than tipping. Enjoy
bluefxrecords.bandcamp.com/album/pariah...
bluefxrecords.bandcamp.com/album/pariah...
Pariah Jones - The Littlest Stag In The Forest Does The Best Magic, by Blue Fx Recording Artists
5 track album
bluefxrecords.bandcamp.com
September 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
#BandCampFriday again, but as always, listening costs nothing and it’s way more rewarding than tipping. Enjoy
bluefxrecords.bandcamp.com/album/pariah...
bluefxrecords.bandcamp.com/album/pariah...
ICE Agent = guy at temp job picnic table smoke break who makes up stories about his fictional military career. Also drunk
August 27, 2025 at 5:17 AM
ICE Agent = guy at temp job picnic table smoke break who makes up stories about his fictional military career. Also drunk
(Fig. 2) guy with mustache, or cat as Batman ?
August 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
(Fig. 2) guy with mustache, or cat as Batman ?
Random shuffle puts my own stuff in with the best, once again. Yay
August 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Random shuffle puts my own stuff in with the best, once again. Yay
#BandcampFriday 08/01/2025, Ep, also available on other platforms.
Apocalyptic Love Bomb Gospels 4U
bluefxrecords.bandcamp.com/album/pariah...
Apocalyptic Love Bomb Gospels 4U
bluefxrecords.bandcamp.com/album/pariah...
Pariah Jones - The Littlest Stag In The Forest Does The Best Magic, by Blue Fx Recording Artists
5 track album
bluefxrecords.bandcamp.com
August 1, 2025 at 6:25 AM
#BandcampFriday 08/01/2025, Ep, also available on other platforms.
Apocalyptic Love Bomb Gospels 4U
bluefxrecords.bandcamp.com/album/pariah...
Apocalyptic Love Bomb Gospels 4U
bluefxrecords.bandcamp.com/album/pariah...
please enjoy this video of baby crows making adorable squeaky noises
July 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
please enjoy this video of baby crows making adorable squeaky noises
It just hit me that Galactus is wearing a chef’s hat. That’s hardcore
July 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
It just hit me that Galactus is wearing a chef’s hat. That’s hardcore
The crows I feed daily being picked up by their Uber after dinner.
July 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The crows I feed daily being picked up by their Uber after dinner.
Happy birthday these guys:
1. classic contemporary kitteh
2. weird medieval guys kitteh
(I miss that twitter page)
1. classic contemporary kitteh
2. weird medieval guys kitteh
(I miss that twitter page)
July 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Happy birthday these guys:
1. classic contemporary kitteh
2. weird medieval guys kitteh
(I miss that twitter page)
1. classic contemporary kitteh
2. weird medieval guys kitteh
(I miss that twitter page)
2025: the year we got bored with tech.
July 10, 2025 at 8:43 AM
2025: the year we got bored with tech.
someone forgot to tell all of the handicapped people who protested at the capitol that the proper protocol is breaking in and doing violent shit.
STEP IT UP, MAgA THESE ZIP TIES COST MONEY
STEP IT UP, MAgA THESE ZIP TIES COST MONEY
June 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
someone forgot to tell all of the handicapped people who protested at the capitol that the proper protocol is breaking in and doing violent shit.
STEP IT UP, MAgA THESE ZIP TIES COST MONEY
STEP IT UP, MAgA THESE ZIP TIES COST MONEY
Ai chat is just live action Mad Libs
June 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Ai chat is just live action Mad Libs
“i woke up like this.”
May 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
“i woke up like this.”
i did a thing. (also available at all the other cyber-streaming places.)
bluefxrecords.bandcamp.com/album/pariah...
bluefxrecords.bandcamp.com/album/pariah...
Pariah Jones - The Littlest Stag In The Forest Does The Best Magic, by Blue Fx Recording Artists
5 track album
bluefxrecords.bandcamp.com
May 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
i did a thing. (also available at all the other cyber-streaming places.)
bluefxrecords.bandcamp.com/album/pariah...
bluefxrecords.bandcamp.com/album/pariah...
Vintage early Ai model w/user manual
April 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Vintage early Ai model w/user manual