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I'm one of those |📍MN | they/he 🏳️‍⚧️
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I LOVE BEING TRANS
There's never been a bigger mess
September 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I'm foaming at the mouth to get my hands on a new guitar
August 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I can't fucking believe

Spinning... in Montana
August 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Side note: this Buckle Bunny hat is iconic
August 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
We're just working our way through Live at the Legion on this tour, aren't we
August 16, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Zazz AP prints... could this be my shot at completing my poster collection?
August 15, 2025 at 1:49 PM
time to dust off the ole six string
August 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
It's not lost on me that I took off the weekend before my birthday with the intent to take a staycation, and that happens to be the weekend of the Huntsville shows.

I guess I'm keeping my eyes peeled on CoT 👀
August 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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8.12.25 | Fargo, ND 🦬
August 13, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I guess I'm in North Dakota
August 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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8.9.25 | Minneapolis, MN 🎯
August 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
if I get on the rail when I see Billy on Saturday, I think I can die happily

my first and probably only time doing GA for a BMFS show; let's see how it goes. i'm physically incapable of being chill about anything ever, so it'll probably cause a lot of stress, but maybe he'll play my favorites 🐐 ❤️
August 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I'm this 🤏 close to listening to Phish nothing is sacred
July 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It's times like these when I wonder if there really is something incurably wrong with me on a level deeper than spiritual
July 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
It's too early to tell it's too early to tell it's too early to tell it's too early to tell
July 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Force landlords to get real jobs 2025
June 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Man, I am a sensitive mf
June 23, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Nothing like a good D*sney comfort movie to round out my evening
June 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Super excited to get my first Billy shirt revived via tie-dye 🥰
June 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Come to think of it, I quit smoking cigarettes right around the time I started smoking Internet.
June 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
It feels more than a little surreal to be leaving the place that raised and held me for the last nearly 28 years in fewer than 24 hours.

Trans people deserve better than to be fleeing persecution.
June 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Oh, we are so back
June 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Royal Has Risen (He Has Risen Indeed)
June 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I feel like this is a really cursed night for Billy and the guys to have technical difficulties
June 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
watching Lexington N1 with my own mama last night was hard, but damn if it didn't make me cherish what I have that much more
June 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM