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Parker Fenn
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What did we learn, Palmer?
The World's First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip, Arctic Monkeys
February 4, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Break a mirror,
roll the dice,
run with scissors through a chip pan fire fight,
go into business with a grizzly bear,
just don't sit down cause I moved your chair
December 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Set up a swap network? We also lived in 650 sq ft apartments and had vinyl and giant speakers. It was a matter of priorities.
December 13, 2025 at 7:34 AM
One knife, one cream spoon (wide bottom) for spreading jam after plopping it onto pb.
December 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Now the IOC has to create a Diamond medal for him in LA.
December 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
It will be shoddily built and possibly collapse during the first billion a plate soirée.
October 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The best part is they will ignore any inconvenient building codes and the contractor will be shorting the materials to pay kick backs to the king.
October 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Do it!
October 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
ai is asbestos, we're putting in everything now only to spend the next 50 years removing it while counting the dead.
October 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
This is not a bullet
September 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Looking for me and my little dog in the background. Was there about 30 minutes ago.
September 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I guess that's the last US jobs report, or any economic report for that matter. Just nonsense filled press releases from here on out m.
September 6, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Next week it'll just be Fight Money.
September 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
This is the real reason the birth rate is down. Sober women make better decisions.
August 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM