Parker Simmons
@parkersimmons.bsky.social
Creator/EP Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart. Emmy-award winning voice actor. Co-creator of one kid.
The whole time watching Corenswet, I thought, "Holy shit. This guy is like a Brendan Fraser clone. Damn, Fraser would've been a great Superman!"
November 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The whole time watching Corenswet, I thought, "Holy shit. This guy is like a Brendan Fraser clone. Damn, Fraser would've been a great Superman!"
You can’t expect to wield supreme artistic power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
November 23, 2025 at 6:53 AM
You can’t expect to wield supreme artistic power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
this lynel, hahaha!
November 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
this lynel, hahaha!
Time to start emailing [email protected] and every variation thereof until you get a cease and desist. I BELIEVE IN YOU!
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Time to start emailing [email protected] and every variation thereof until you get a cease and desist. I BELIEVE IN YOU!
You should try and score a gig on that new movie they're developing!!
November 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
You should try and score a gig on that new movie they're developing!!
I'm way ahead of you there. Big Tim Robinson fan!
November 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I'm way ahead of you there. Big Tim Robinson fan!
I did enjoy doing that in BD2!! I thought, despite the job system-ness of it all, that that game was really well paced and reminded me of the jank of like FFIV era JRPGs.
November 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I did enjoy doing that in BD2!! I thought, despite the job system-ness of it all, that that game was really well paced and reminded me of the jank of like FFIV era JRPGs.
Turns out if you can use Mario Paint Composer, you can get pretty much any sequencer to cooperate!
November 20, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Turns out if you can use Mario Paint Composer, you can get pretty much any sequencer to cooperate!
And getting my old ass Roland Fantom G6 to cooperate as a midi controller required a lot of weird workarounds, but by god I would not be stopped!
November 20, 2025 at 6:30 AM
And getting my old ass Roland Fantom G6 to cooperate as a midi controller required a lot of weird workarounds, but by god I would not be stopped!
Man, that first one also has the issue of not telling you what the criteria for the highest rank are. You have to guess or use a guide.
Can't tell you how many times I was just a few KOs short of the mark after a half hour battle. Really demoralizing!
Can't tell you how many times I was just a few KOs short of the mark after a half hour battle. Really demoralizing!
November 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Man, that first one also has the issue of not telling you what the criteria for the highest rank are. You have to guess or use a guide.
Can't tell you how many times I was just a few KOs short of the mark after a half hour battle. Really demoralizing!
Can't tell you how many times I was just a few KOs short of the mark after a half hour battle. Really demoralizing!
I really dug the characters and story here too. Fav design is Raphica but my fav to play as was Ardi and Qia, they just steamrolled everything!
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I really dug the characters and story here too. Fav design is Raphica but my fav to play as was Ardi and Qia, they just steamrolled everything!
It works REALLY well! And probably would've worked better without the Overlook shoe-horned in. But as it stands, still great!
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 AM
It works REALLY well! And probably would've worked better without the Overlook shoe-horned in. But as it stands, still great!
Reminds me of the leftover spaghetti sammiches I'd eat as a kid!
November 16, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Reminds me of the leftover spaghetti sammiches I'd eat as a kid!
You were who I was thinking of, clearly!
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
You were who I was thinking of, clearly!
Wait, It's Friday...
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Wait, It's Friday...