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Rebel in control. London.
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Bye
Miss Babs from Acorn Antiques speaking with animation on an enormous faux antique telephone.
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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MP for Midwich
October 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Hiya
October 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Makes economic sense because it's well known that the arts have never made a contribution to the British economy.
Headline: Badenoch: Curb students taking 'rip-off' degrees such as English. Below: The performing arts, sociology and anthropology are among the subjects the Conservatives would like to cut.
October 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Autons from Doctor Who disguised as mannequins come to life and begin to disintegrate remaining members of the Conservative Party
October 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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It was Patricia Routledge in Alan Bennett's plays for me. Incredible. RIP.
Patricia Routledge sits by a window performing a monologue straight into the lens in A Lady of Letters by Alan Bennett.
October 3, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Sky over my neighbourhood just now.
Early evening mackerel sky with a rippling, fish-scale-like appearance
October 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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No I wasn't
September 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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September 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Prince William was helpfully pointing it out earlier.
September 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Please enjoy this picture of Prince William pointing to the concealer on Trump's hand.
September 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Yes.
Mrs Slocombe from Are You Being Served
September 12, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Please enjoy these pictures of Foreign Secretary Dame Yvette Cooper on the telephone.
Dame Yvette Snooper pretending to be on the telephone with a colossal flag in the background. Dame Yvette Pooper-Scooper on the telephone to a John Lewis Chatbot demanding an update on what items are in stock with a Union Jack on them. Picture of Miss Babs from Acorn Antiques on the telephone to the Prime Minister of Japan.
September 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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The repressed fury is increasingly evident.
September 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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September 7, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Who might this be?
September 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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September 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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"I've got St. George's flags I've got St. George's bunting I've got a Union Jack table cloth and I'm just off to hospital to have a St. George's flag removed from my arse"
Yvette Cooper alarmingly over-animated as she boasts on television about irrational number of household items she possesses which are decorated with flags
September 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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TRUMP TO MAKE ANNOUNCEMENT 2:00 PM ET TUESDAY: WHITE HOUSE
Basil Fawlty waves in an attempt to look normal as he and Manuel carry dead body down the hotel steps
September 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Tony Blair gazing imperiously and dementedly on #Newsnight resembling intergalactic mass-murderer and war criminal The Master in Doctor Who as played by Derek Jacobi.
Background picture of Blair behind panellists on Newsnight with customary lunatic, imperious glare denoting bottomless pit of self-regard. Derek Jacobi as The Master surrounded by Daleks.
August 28, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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August 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Farewell darling man
Terrence Stamp in Priscilla Queen of the Desert
August 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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August 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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August 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM