Parker
@parkerxl.bsky.social
First-generation gamer, second-generation nerd. Wanted for crimes against assholes. Filter not required. I'm not sarcastically arrogant, I'm just English. Not political, just pro-humanity.
I wish art was like riding a bike, but it's not. I can not draw anything for 6 months, and it feels like I have lost 10 years of learning and practice.
September 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I wish art was like riding a bike, but it's not. I can not draw anything for 6 months, and it feels like I have lost 10 years of learning and practice.
Years ago, when I had to quit streaming I was genuinely hurt, even devastated. But now? I'm happy it happened
Maybe when all the haters, drama queens, porn girls and sociopaths are gone and streaming has died, if gaming becomes its focus again, I'll come back with white hair, wrinkles, and no teeth
Maybe when all the haters, drama queens, porn girls and sociopaths are gone and streaming has died, if gaming becomes its focus again, I'll come back with white hair, wrinkles, and no teeth
July 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Years ago, when I had to quit streaming I was genuinely hurt, even devastated. But now? I'm happy it happened
Maybe when all the haters, drama queens, porn girls and sociopaths are gone and streaming has died, if gaming becomes its focus again, I'll come back with white hair, wrinkles, and no teeth
Maybe when all the haters, drama queens, porn girls and sociopaths are gone and streaming has died, if gaming becomes its focus again, I'll come back with white hair, wrinkles, and no teeth
Nothing has made me feel old more than the Witcher 10 year anniversary trailer. Thanks for that.
June 1, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Nothing has made me feel old more than the Witcher 10 year anniversary trailer. Thanks for that.
Contemplating buying #Expedition33... anyone out there got thoughts on it?
May 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Contemplating buying #Expedition33... anyone out there got thoughts on it?
It's 2025, why are some men still wearing hats like we don't know they're bald?
May 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
It's 2025, why are some men still wearing hats like we don't know they're bald?
It’s not every day a helicopter lands on your lawn.
May 16, 2025 at 12:08 PM
It’s not every day a helicopter lands on your lawn.
I just googled "Why do Americans not know the difference between is and are?"
Google AI's answer, quite literally, was "because Americans are stupid" except in many more words.
Google AI's answer, quite literally, was "because Americans are stupid" except in many more words.
May 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I just googled "Why do Americans not know the difference between is and are?"
Google AI's answer, quite literally, was "because Americans are stupid" except in many more words.
Google AI's answer, quite literally, was "because Americans are stupid" except in many more words.
I really need a new project. In the last few years I have built media servers, rebuilt arcade machines, repaired and built games consoles, coded a video game. I am the kind of person that needs a challenge and I'm starting to get itchy.
April 19, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I really need a new project. In the last few years I have built media servers, rebuilt arcade machines, repaired and built games consoles, coded a video game. I am the kind of person that needs a challenge and I'm starting to get itchy.
When I don't know how to win, I find out all the ways I can lose.
Generally works.
Generally works.
April 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
When I don't know how to win, I find out all the ways I can lose.
Generally works.
Generally works.
Dragon Age #Veilguard has the worst dialogue I've seen since the 90s. I don't care about the gender/race controversy, that's irrelevant to me because it doesn't add or subtract from my enjoyment. The game is tragic. Objectively poor at best and at its worst (the writing) it's truly terrible.
April 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Dragon Age #Veilguard has the worst dialogue I've seen since the 90s. I don't care about the gender/race controversy, that's irrelevant to me because it doesn't add or subtract from my enjoyment. The game is tragic. Objectively poor at best and at its worst (the writing) it's truly terrible.
Ghost of Tsushima has been an experience
March 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Ghost of Tsushima has been an experience
If you can love someone when they, cry be thankful, because no matter how old they get, you can always love them; tears don't age.
March 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
If you can love someone when they, cry be thankful, because no matter how old they get, you can always love them; tears don't age.
Here are my thoughts on #Daredevil and the style change (no spoilers).
The new show has a clear style of its own. We all loved the original, but this is different. Different doesn't mean bad, it's just different. When people think of the style choices made-
The new show has a clear style of its own. We all loved the original, but this is different. Different doesn't mean bad, it's just different. When people think of the style choices made-
March 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Here are my thoughts on #Daredevil and the style change (no spoilers).
The new show has a clear style of its own. We all loved the original, but this is different. Different doesn't mean bad, it's just different. When people think of the style choices made-
The new show has a clear style of its own. We all loved the original, but this is different. Different doesn't mean bad, it's just different. When people think of the style choices made-
I haven't liked a #book I've read for years. Somehow #videogames and #music are going the same way... I'm old now, I guess.
I console myself by reminding myself some people don't get to be this old, I'm 378 in June.
I console myself by reminding myself some people don't get to be this old, I'm 378 in June.
March 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I haven't liked a #book I've read for years. Somehow #videogames and #music are going the same way... I'm old now, I guess.
I console myself by reminding myself some people don't get to be this old, I'm 378 in June.
I console myself by reminding myself some people don't get to be this old, I'm 378 in June.
It's been the oddest, strangest few days... the world gets stranger and stranger every day...
I need to read more books just to keep my mind away from here.
I need to read more books just to keep my mind away from here.
March 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
It's been the oddest, strangest few days... the world gets stranger and stranger every day...
I need to read more books just to keep my mind away from here.
I need to read more books just to keep my mind away from here.
My PS5 game collection after day 3:
Spider-Man Miles Morales
Spider-Man 2
Final Fantasy Pixel Remaster Collection
Jedi Survivor
Spider-Man Miles Morales
Spider-Man 2
Final Fantasy Pixel Remaster Collection
Jedi Survivor
February 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
My PS5 game collection after day 3:
Spider-Man Miles Morales
Spider-Man 2
Final Fantasy Pixel Remaster Collection
Jedi Survivor
Spider-Man Miles Morales
Spider-Man 2
Final Fantasy Pixel Remaster Collection
Jedi Survivor
Really need to start using blueksy more...
I finally bought a PS5 recently, any game recommendations out there?
I finally bought a PS5 recently, any game recommendations out there?
February 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Really need to start using blueksy more...
I finally bought a PS5 recently, any game recommendations out there?
I finally bought a PS5 recently, any game recommendations out there?
Well, I may be addicted to #PoE2
I actually didn't vibe with PoE1 much and never felt like it was something I was going to enjoy. Despite trying many times, it never hooked me. But the hook in #PathOfExile2 was instant.
This is feels more #Diablo 2 than anything that has come before.
I actually didn't vibe with PoE1 much and never felt like it was something I was going to enjoy. Despite trying many times, it never hooked me. But the hook in #PathOfExile2 was instant.
This is feels more #Diablo 2 than anything that has come before.
December 7, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Well, I may be addicted to #PoE2
I actually didn't vibe with PoE1 much and never felt like it was something I was going to enjoy. Despite trying many times, it never hooked me. But the hook in #PathOfExile2 was instant.
This is feels more #Diablo 2 than anything that has come before.
I actually didn't vibe with PoE1 much and never felt like it was something I was going to enjoy. Despite trying many times, it never hooked me. But the hook in #PathOfExile2 was instant.
This is feels more #Diablo 2 than anything that has come before.
Don't let your dreams live between the lives of others.
You have to make life that thing that happens in between everything you want to do, and not the other way around, or you will live and die living the proxy life of others who make themselves take up more space than you.
You have to make life that thing that happens in between everything you want to do, and not the other way around, or you will live and die living the proxy life of others who make themselves take up more space than you.
December 29, 2023 at 6:55 AM
Don't let your dreams live between the lives of others.
You have to make life that thing that happens in between everything you want to do, and not the other way around, or you will live and die living the proxy life of others who make themselves take up more space than you.
You have to make life that thing that happens in between everything you want to do, and not the other way around, or you will live and die living the proxy life of others who make themselves take up more space than you.
This is my first custom-modded arcade stick. I loved doing this. It looks quite normal, but I ripped out the side and replaced all the parts (specifically the stick and the buttons) with real arcade parts I ordered from Japan where they kind of still have an arcade scene).
Feels authentic now!
Feels authentic now!
December 12, 2023 at 4:26 AM
This is my first custom-modded arcade stick. I loved doing this. It looks quite normal, but I ripped out the side and replaced all the parts (specifically the stick and the buttons) with real arcade parts I ordered from Japan where they kind of still have an arcade scene).
Feels authentic now!
Feels authentic now!
Am I legally allowed to call these things tweets?
December 7, 2023 at 2:30 AM
Am I legally allowed to call these things tweets?
Hello. No, I am not a fashion designer.
December 7, 2023 at 2:24 AM
Hello. No, I am not a fashion designer.