parkesy.bsky.social
@parkesy.bsky.social
is this the gritty offshoot from the Turner and Hooch universe?
February 5, 2026 at 8:02 PM
according to Megyn Kelly that is just fine
January 30, 2026 at 9:11 PM
yes but also I'm going to file this under 'things I wish I could unknow': Outkick has a HOF vote
January 28, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Very timely!
January 25, 2026 at 12:50 AM
those mods won’t have anyone left to ban after this is over
January 25, 2026 at 12:44 AM
"but it's for my health" is how I justify my running shoe obsession to my partner lol. (also these are really fun to run in!)
January 8, 2026 at 10:28 PM
"the Deep State got me again"
November 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Chris can you also please talk about the shutdown? Nobody’s talking about it!
November 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
a Ben Garrison cartoon come to life
November 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
funny this came out right after that NYT reporter’s meltdown about kings
October 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
can’t wait till she makes it to 60 Minutes
October 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
what are we betting that CBS signs on?
October 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
is the jumbo jet gonna fit in there?
September 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Counterpoint, he’s telling women, and specifically pregnant woman, what they should do and the right LOVES telling that cohort what to do with their body
September 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Given the Chiefs recent history in putting a functioning WR group on the field, on like the 4th snap of the group playing together, Jawan Taylor will leave early while Tyquan Thornton is in motion, tripping Thornton in the process, which leads to a season ending injury of some sort
September 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
wdym, when I think cool and hip I think Larry and Marc
September 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I’m convinced they didn’t overturn the first one there because they saw the Eagles leave early
September 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
HBO will be ruined as well
September 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
September 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
a blurred image of a man in a striped jacket
ALT: a blurred image of a man in a striped jacket
media.tenor.com
September 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
nice, we’re doing open mic night in the Oval Office now
September 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
don't forget the memecoin!
August 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
serial plagiarist says what?
August 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
he’ll just ban ADP from reporting their numbers
August 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM