Chris
@parmingjoncheese.bsky.social
Barbershop quartet 3 on indefinite leave I also don’t know how to sing
Thinking about posting on here more. Let’s try this:
Hamgurb. Hamgurblar. Blurgarbinschmieler. Eelermeelerschnieler.
Dadusedtoyellatmeandmakemecryalot.
Okay send tweet post tweet send post post
Hamgurb. Hamgurblar. Blurgarbinschmieler. Eelermeelerschnieler.
Dadusedtoyellatmeandmakemecryalot.
Okay send tweet post tweet send post post
September 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Thinking about posting on here more. Let’s try this:
Hamgurb. Hamgurblar. Blurgarbinschmieler. Eelermeelerschnieler.
Dadusedtoyellatmeandmakemecryalot.
Okay send tweet post tweet send post post
Hamgurb. Hamgurblar. Blurgarbinschmieler. Eelermeelerschnieler.
Dadusedtoyellatmeandmakemecryalot.
Okay send tweet post tweet send post post
This man’s getting ratioed to oblivion and still posting through it
President Trump and his entire administration are working tirelessly for the safety and security of working families.
We're doing it by cutting taxes, securing the border, and promoting good paying jobs all over America, especially right here in Georgia.
We're doing it by cutting taxes, securing the border, and promoting good paying jobs all over America, especially right here in Georgia.
August 25, 2025 at 7:19 AM
This man’s getting ratioed to oblivion and still posting through it
Imagine being from notoriously one of the ugliest states in the country and somehow being the ugliest thing to come out of it
The gerrymander in California is outrageous. Of their 52 congressional districts, 9 of them are Republican. That means 17 percent of their delegation is Republican when Republicans regularly win 40 percent of the vote in that state.
How can this possibly be allowed?
How can this possibly be allowed?
August 15, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Imagine being from notoriously one of the ugliest states in the country and somehow being the ugliest thing to come out of it
It’s time for new leadership in both chambers.
Both Jeffries and Schumer get a shit ton of $ from AIPAC
Both Jeffries and Schumer get a shit ton of $ from AIPAC
Reporter: Is it time for new leadership in the Senate?
Jeffries: Next question.
Jeffries: Next question.
March 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It’s time for new leadership in both chambers.
Both Jeffries and Schumer get a shit ton of $ from AIPAC
Both Jeffries and Schumer get a shit ton of $ from AIPAC
Nothing witty to say I don’t have my sleepy meds so I guess it’s time to see the hat man
March 10, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Nothing witty to say I don’t have my sleepy meds so I guess it’s time to see the hat man
Just watched the last episode of Twin Peaks and that was the most episode I’ve ever watched
March 9, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Just watched the last episode of Twin Peaks and that was the most episode I’ve ever watched
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"I've stopped all government censorship"
Sir you literally erased the word Transgender from every website and Stonewall National Monument itself.
Sir you literally erased the word Transgender from every website and Stonewall National Monument itself.
March 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
"I've stopped all government censorship"
Sir you literally erased the word Transgender from every website and Stonewall National Monument itself.
Sir you literally erased the word Transgender from every website and Stonewall National Monument itself.
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1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
2025 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
January 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
I work on the severed floor of Jersey Mike’s and my outie just found out from my innie that I spend my entire days slicing up Mike. Every. Single. Day. Mike is a starfish
January 31, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I work on the severed floor of Jersey Mike’s and my outie just found out from my innie that I spend my entire days slicing up Mike. Every. Single. Day. Mike is a starfish
“Do you think she’ll play Hot to Go” brother we are at the Scholastic Book Fair
January 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
“Do you think she’ll play Hot to Go” brother we are at the Scholastic Book Fair
Playing Fortnite with Jimmy Carter
January 23, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Playing Fortnite with Jimmy Carter
Peppa Pig is responsible for war crimes unfathomable to the human mind
January 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Peppa Pig is responsible for war crimes unfathomable to the human mind
Playign Fortnite with Mao Zadong
January 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Playign Fortnite with Mao Zadong
Trauma is stored in the balls
January 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Trauma is stored in the balls
I’m so glad they’re finally standing up for something. What a historic moment. USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
WASHINGTON (AP) — The US government is suing Southwest Airlines over delayed flights.
January 16, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I’m so glad they’re finally standing up for something. What a historic moment. USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
Deleted Twitter for the 40th time.
How refreshing.
I will redownload tomorrow.
How refreshing.
I will redownload tomorrow.
January 16, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Deleted Twitter for the 40th time.
How refreshing.
I will redownload tomorrow.
How refreshing.
I will redownload tomorrow.
One cool thing about is me is one cool one thing cool about thing one me cool about thing one is thing cool me about me cool is one about
January 14, 2025 at 4:48 AM
One cool thing about is me is one cool one thing cool about thing one me cool about thing one is thing cool me about me cool is one about
This plane isn’t even made out of air.
That’s it I’m killing myself
That’s it I’m killing myself
December 1, 2024 at 4:22 PM
This plane isn’t even made out of air.
That’s it I’m killing myself
That’s it I’m killing myself
I’m about to fly in the sky where it is umm blue but yes the uh app is called Blue Sky and yeah I’ll be flying there hahaha isn’t that funny
I am mentally ill
I am mentally ill
November 26, 2024 at 2:57 PM
I’m about to fly in the sky where it is umm blue but yes the uh app is called Blue Sky and yeah I’ll be flying there hahaha isn’t that funny
I am mentally ill
I am mentally ill
I’ve had Panera macking cheese 3 times in the last ten days AMA!
November 19, 2024 at 5:52 PM
I’ve had Panera macking cheese 3 times in the last ten days AMA!
My cat is a chonky girl
November 19, 2024 at 5:52 PM
My cat is a chonky girl
Does anyone know if we have school tomorrow
November 19, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Does anyone know if we have school tomorrow
I literally have nothing to say. My brain is filled with Parmesan cheese. AMA!
November 19, 2024 at 5:52 PM
I literally have nothing to say. My brain is filled with Parmesan cheese. AMA!
Jack Dorsey your app is BROKEN my plane is turbulent!
November 19, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Jack Dorsey your app is BROKEN my plane is turbulent!
Good morning to all who celebrate!
November 19, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Good morning to all who celebrate!