Parsonite
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The world is not dangerous, but danger is believing the lies that tear us apart
I usually change my own oil, but I’ve procrastinated too long and I need to get it done quick so I took it to a quick lube place for the first time in 20 years
First of all, holy expensive
Second of all, somebody called the place and asked if they do oil changes
There are some dumb people
First of all, holy expensive
Second of all, somebody called the place and asked if they do oil changes
There are some dumb people
January 10, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I usually change my own oil, but I’ve procrastinated too long and I need to get it done quick so I took it to a quick lube place for the first time in 20 years
First of all, holy expensive
Second of all, somebody called the place and asked if they do oil changes
There are some dumb people
First of all, holy expensive
Second of all, somebody called the place and asked if they do oil changes
There are some dumb people
Here’s how propaganda works
You know that thing that makes your life harder or has hurt you in some way? Here is one anecdotal event highlighting how it’s this groups fault and you should hate them because I hate them and I need you to be on my team so you can give me money because you trust me
You know that thing that makes your life harder or has hurt you in some way? Here is one anecdotal event highlighting how it’s this groups fault and you should hate them because I hate them and I need you to be on my team so you can give me money because you trust me
January 10, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Here’s how propaganda works
You know that thing that makes your life harder or has hurt you in some way? Here is one anecdotal event highlighting how it’s this groups fault and you should hate them because I hate them and I need you to be on my team so you can give me money because you trust me
You know that thing that makes your life harder or has hurt you in some way? Here is one anecdotal event highlighting how it’s this groups fault and you should hate them because I hate them and I need you to be on my team so you can give me money because you trust me
Conspirators are pretending to be liberals by starting fires and burning flags when they know they are on TV. These people are not liberals, they are pretending to make liberals look bad.
They are false flag instigators, paid for by right wing propagandists
#falseflag
They are false flag instigators, paid for by right wing propagandists
#falseflag
January 9, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Conspirators are pretending to be liberals by starting fires and burning flags when they know they are on TV. These people are not liberals, they are pretending to make liberals look bad.
They are false flag instigators, paid for by right wing propagandists
#falseflag
They are false flag instigators, paid for by right wing propagandists
#falseflag
The more security, guns, protection you have, shows exactly how scared and paranoid you are
Chill out, the world isn’t out to get you
Chill out, the world isn’t out to get you
January 8, 2026 at 11:25 PM
The more security, guns, protection you have, shows exactly how scared and paranoid you are
Chill out, the world isn’t out to get you
Chill out, the world isn’t out to get you
Are people aware that the malls are open 52 weeks a year? Not just the two weeks before Christmas.
Malls are empty today
Malls are empty today
January 8, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Are people aware that the malls are open 52 weeks a year? Not just the two weeks before Christmas.
Malls are empty today
Malls are empty today
The lip filler craze has gone too far. You girls used to look like a duck, now you look like you’ve been stung by a swarm of bees.
Nobody thinks it looks good
Nobody thinks it looks good
January 8, 2026 at 12:40 AM
The lip filler craze has gone too far. You girls used to look like a duck, now you look like you’ve been stung by a swarm of bees.
Nobody thinks it looks good
Nobody thinks it looks good
Remember when Florida passed the law that said you could use your car as a weapon to defend yourselves if rioters were after you?
Does that still apply if authoritarians attempt to kidnap you without a warrant?
Does that still apply if authoritarians attempt to kidnap you without a warrant?
January 8, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Remember when Florida passed the law that said you could use your car as a weapon to defend yourselves if rioters were after you?
Does that still apply if authoritarians attempt to kidnap you without a warrant?
Does that still apply if authoritarians attempt to kidnap you without a warrant?
I just watched a guy tailgate an ambulance to get through rush-hour traffic because he knew cars would pull over to give way to the ambulance
That’s a dick move
That’s a dick move
January 8, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I just watched a guy tailgate an ambulance to get through rush-hour traffic because he knew cars would pull over to give way to the ambulance
That’s a dick move
That’s a dick move
We’re just gonna try and take over the world, huh?
January 5, 2026 at 11:52 PM
We’re just gonna try and take over the world, huh?
Everybody knows cheap gas and oil is a very bad thing, right? OPEC is trying to bankrupt oil companies who have higher break even points and squeeze them out to gain market shares.
January 5, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Everybody knows cheap gas and oil is a very bad thing, right? OPEC is trying to bankrupt oil companies who have higher break even points and squeeze them out to gain market shares.
Beware of people who believe in obvious conspiracy theories. Not because they’re stupid, because they really want that conspiracy theory to be true.
Like everybody who watches Fox News
Like everybody who watches Fox News
January 2, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Beware of people who believe in obvious conspiracy theories. Not because they’re stupid, because they really want that conspiracy theory to be true.
Like everybody who watches Fox News
Like everybody who watches Fox News
I finally watched the movie “A star is born”. I don’t get the hype. I couldn’t wait for Jack to die. He was dragging that poor girl down the whole movie.
It felt like a Lady Gaga album, not a dramatic movie.
And the last song was an R Kelly “I believe I can fly” rip off. Sad
2/5 stars
It felt like a Lady Gaga album, not a dramatic movie.
And the last song was an R Kelly “I believe I can fly” rip off. Sad
2/5 stars
December 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I finally watched the movie “A star is born”. I don’t get the hype. I couldn’t wait for Jack to die. He was dragging that poor girl down the whole movie.
It felt like a Lady Gaga album, not a dramatic movie.
And the last song was an R Kelly “I believe I can fly” rip off. Sad
2/5 stars
It felt like a Lady Gaga album, not a dramatic movie.
And the last song was an R Kelly “I believe I can fly” rip off. Sad
2/5 stars
The “warrior dividend” bonus of $1776 is the same thing as if the company you work for gave you a stipend for living expenses and then your boss called it a charitable bonus for your hard work.
Just another lie
Just another lie
December 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
The “warrior dividend” bonus of $1776 is the same thing as if the company you work for gave you a stipend for living expenses and then your boss called it a charitable bonus for your hard work.
Just another lie
Just another lie
If $18 trillion has been gained through tariffs. And there are 331 million Americans, including babies and elderly. That’s a $55,000 share for every American at a minimum.
Are you missing $55,000 from the tariff tax? Me neither.
Are you missing $55,000 from the tariff tax? Me neither.
December 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
If $18 trillion has been gained through tariffs. And there are 331 million Americans, including babies and elderly. That’s a $55,000 share for every American at a minimum.
Are you missing $55,000 from the tariff tax? Me neither.
Are you missing $55,000 from the tariff tax? Me neither.
Crazy timing to send Congress home early the day before the Epstein files full release
Weird
Weird
December 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Crazy timing to send Congress home early the day before the Epstein files full release
Weird
Weird
Do other countries have sections in clothing stores for oversized youth or is that just an American thing?
December 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Do other countries have sections in clothing stores for oversized youth or is that just an American thing?
I learned today, that people who open carry actually believe that there are no gun violent incidents around them because people see an open carry
That’s like saying, my friend Bear has never been attacked by a bear because his name is Bear
That’s like saying, my friend Bear has never been attacked by a bear because his name is Bear
December 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I learned today, that people who open carry actually believe that there are no gun violent incidents around them because people see an open carry
That’s like saying, my friend Bear has never been attacked by a bear because his name is Bear
That’s like saying, my friend Bear has never been attacked by a bear because his name is Bear
For anybody who believes in chemtrails, what do you think the government is putting into those chemtrails and what effect do they have on you?
I’m extremely curious
I’m extremely curious
December 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
For anybody who believes in chemtrails, what do you think the government is putting into those chemtrails and what effect do they have on you?
I’m extremely curious
I’m extremely curious
So much talk about data centers, but they are being built in rural America and create very few jobs. At first, they create a lot of job jobs to build the facilities but once a data center is online it takes minimal human interaction.
That’s not a good forward strategy
That’s not a good forward strategy
December 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
So much talk about data centers, but they are being built in rural America and create very few jobs. At first, they create a lot of job jobs to build the facilities but once a data center is online it takes minimal human interaction.
That’s not a good forward strategy
That’s not a good forward strategy
Constant job losses, but business growth can mean many things.
The two most likely reasons
1. Small businesses are closing and massive corporations are buying them up and laying people off.
2. Automation is taking over and removing humans from the workforce.
The two most likely reasons
1. Small businesses are closing and massive corporations are buying them up and laying people off.
2. Automation is taking over and removing humans from the workforce.
December 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Constant job losses, but business growth can mean many things.
The two most likely reasons
1. Small businesses are closing and massive corporations are buying them up and laying people off.
2. Automation is taking over and removing humans from the workforce.
The two most likely reasons
1. Small businesses are closing and massive corporations are buying them up and laying people off.
2. Automation is taking over and removing humans from the workforce.
College football is like capitalism.
Unsustainable growth, income inequality, short term thinking and a broken system where teams take every advantage to succeed but only a few will
NBA is like socialism. Salary caps, collective bargaining, unions, draft lotteries and fairness with longterm visions
Unsustainable growth, income inequality, short term thinking and a broken system where teams take every advantage to succeed but only a few will
NBA is like socialism. Salary caps, collective bargaining, unions, draft lotteries and fairness with longterm visions
November 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
College football is like capitalism.
Unsustainable growth, income inequality, short term thinking and a broken system where teams take every advantage to succeed but only a few will
NBA is like socialism. Salary caps, collective bargaining, unions, draft lotteries and fairness with longterm visions
Unsustainable growth, income inequality, short term thinking and a broken system where teams take every advantage to succeed but only a few will
NBA is like socialism. Salary caps, collective bargaining, unions, draft lotteries and fairness with longterm visions
Currently stuck in a car wash line because Tesla driver doesn’t know how to put their car in neutral.
November 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Currently stuck in a car wash line because Tesla driver doesn’t know how to put their car in neutral.
I’m convinced everybody out on Black Friday today has never driven a car in their life before and they’ve never stepped foot into any store before
Why is everybody so clueless?
Why is everybody so clueless?
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I’m convinced everybody out on Black Friday today has never driven a car in their life before and they’ve never stepped foot into any store before
Why is everybody so clueless?
Why is everybody so clueless?
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Only Trump would order an investigation into someone who told people NOT to break the law.
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Only Trump would order an investigation into someone who told people NOT to break the law.
We said “no kings”
He said “if you talk bad about me, then you should be put to death because I am your ultimate supreme leader”
We said “like a king“
He said “if you talk bad about me, then you should be put to death because I am your ultimate supreme leader”
We said “like a king“
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
We said “no kings”
He said “if you talk bad about me, then you should be put to death because I am your ultimate supreme leader”
We said “like a king“
He said “if you talk bad about me, then you should be put to death because I am your ultimate supreme leader”
We said “like a king“